That's what she said
I didn’t think it was going to be this tight.
What is trying on mom's jeans?
Nurse Googled this when the patient said he had 'explosive' symptoms.
What is diarrhea?
Wow, it’s really stiff right now.
What is a brand-new pair of jeans?
Typed in ‘is it illegal to steal your own stapler back?
What is office drama?
I wasn’t expecting it to come out so fast!
What is a ketchup bottle?
This body part should never be searched with ‘leaking’ in the query
What is the nipple?
This could take a while, it’s a lot bigger than I thought.
What is untangling headphone wires?
Accidentally Googled ‘roller coaster accidents’ right before getting in line.
What is a terrible idea?
I’ll get it in, but it’s gonna be a bit of a squeeze.
What is trying to fit everything in the suitcase for vacation?
Typed in ‘what’s really in theme park hot dogs’ during lunch break.
What is don’t ever do that?