Delicious Mascots
Animal Stars
Famous Johns
Poophemisms
Books you "Read" in school
100

This happy, sporty, cereal mascot survived the purge that eliminated three other original brand reps. Guess they weren't grrrrreat enough. 

Who is Tony the Tiger?

100

Yorkshire terrier from the 1939 Wizard of Oz.

Who is Toto?

100

This cousin of Jesus paved the way for Christ's work in Israel, and had the privilege of performing a saving ordinance for our Lord and Savior. 

Who is John the Baptist?

100

Though it has nothing to do with the gym, this euphemism refers to a common leg exercise. You'll might still lose a few calories when you...

What is pop a squat?

100

This book chronicles the childhood of Scout and Jem Finch as their father Atticus defends a Black man falsely accused of assault. It has been banned from schools in several communities across the US. 

What is To Kill a Mockingbird?

200

Careful, if you're looking for a refreshing time this mascot was always willing to bust through a wall. Ohhhhh yeahhhhh. 

Who is the Kool-Aid man?

200

The thoroughbred American racehorse belonging to the deuteragonist Atreyu in "The Neverending Story". His death in the Swamp of Sadness makes me cry every time. 

Who is Artax?

200

Not to be confused with the Beatle, this singer, songwriter, and pianist stepped into the limelight in 2013 with his hit song "All of Me". 

Who is John Legend?

200

This phrase arises from a slang term for "number two". Convention holds that it can be either dropped or taken.

What is a deuce?
200

The story of Odysseus' 10-year return home after the Trojan War. This book was readapted several years ago into an American movie called "Oh Brother Where art Thou?"

What is Homer's the Odyssey?

300

A certified lollipop thief, this mascot became well known for attempting to teach you how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop... kinda. 

Who is Mr. Owl?

300

A sporty golden retriever who has played roles as a baseball, football, basketball, soccer, and volleyball player before fathering a spinoff series featuring five high-flying puppies. 

Who is Air Bud?

300

Don't worry if you have trouble finding this former WWE star turned actor, after all, you can't see him! 

Who is John Cena?

300

This phrase gained popularity with the 1981 film "Clash of the Titans". Somewhere along the way it morphed into another euphemism for defecation. 

What is Release the Kraken?

300

The story of a group of farm animals who rebel against their human farmer, hoping to create a society where the animals can be equal, free, and happy. Ultimately, the rebellion is betrayed and, under the dictatorship of a pig named Napoleon, the farm ends up in a state as bad as it was before.

What is Animal Farm?

400

This gentleman legume reps Planters, was born to more humble circumstances, originating in the mind of 14 year old Antonio Gentile. This was back in roughly 1916, and by the 1930s this guy was well on his way to being one of the most iconic mascots in history.

Who is Mr. Peanut?

400

A mixed-breed dog turned reindeer, this little animal should never have been able to pull a sleigh that size on his own. What a mean one he must've had as a master. 

Who is Max? 

400

This actor and filmmaker rose to fame through his work on the Office, and since then has produced and starred in several movies along his wife, Emily Blunt. 

Who is John Krasinski?

400

Despite what this phrase might suggest, you don't need to have children and don't need to be anywhere near an aquatic center to evacuate your bowels. 

What is dropping the kids off at the pool?

400

In a future society where books are forbidden, Guy Montag, a “fireman” whose job is the burning of books, takes a book and is seduced by reading.

What is Fahrenheit 451?

500

He may have looked like Zorro, but this McDonald's reject was a pint-sized villain who constantly hatched plots to hoard all his neighborhood's Big Macs for himself.

Who is the Hamburglar?

500
White yorkshire pig, referred to as a sheep-pig in the 1995 movie that shares her name. 

Who is Babe?

500

A Canadian actor and comedian who died of a heart attack in 1994, he is perhaps most well known for his roles in Splash, Home Alone, Uncle Buck, and Cool Runnings. 

Who is John Candy?

500

A phrase that has its roots in the NFL, if taken literally it would mean that the team in Cleveland finally made it back to the finals. Like that would ever happen...

What is taking the Browns to the Superbowl?

500

This Jane Austen story focuses on Mr. Darcy and Elizabeth Bennet's initial dislike of each other and the series of events that leads to their eventual falling in love and happy marriage.

What is Pride and Prejudice?