Holiday Jingles
"Oh what fun it is to ride in a one-horse open sleigh!"
What is Jingle Bells?
Most likely to come to make a list and check it twice.
Who is Santa Claus?
"Keep the change, you filthy animal."
What is Home Alone?
Tall, blonde, holds multiple careers such as Teacher and Astronaut, and is in love with Ken.
What is a Barbie Doll?
You lay these out for Santa on Christmas Eve.
What are Milk and Cookies?
"...four calling birds, three French hens, two turtle doves..."
What is The 12 Days of Christmas?
Most likely to have a corncob pipe and a button nose.
Who is Frosty the Snowman?
"Cotton-headed ninny-muggings!"
What is Elf?
Small figurines of classic motor vehicles.
What are Hot Wheels?
At least three items that are used to decorate a Christmas tree.
(Name at least three of any of these options to get all of the points. No 1/3 or 2/3 points given)
What are ornaments, garland, lights, stars, bows, candy canes, and tinsel?"... a '54 convertible too, light blue..."
What is Santa Baby?
Most likely to have a heart grow three sizes from Christmas cheer.
Who is The Grinch?
"And when Santa squeezes his fat a** down that chimney tonight, he's gonna find bunch of a**holes this side of the nuthouse."
What is Christmas Vacation?
Type of "toy" children receive when they have been naughty.
What is coal?
Sing the beginning of "Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer" for 10 seconds!
What is...
Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer had a very shiny nose, and if you ever saw it, you would even say it glows?
"At the scene of the attack, she had hoof-prints on her forehead, and incriminating Claus marks on her back!"
What is Grandma Got Ran Over By a Reindeer?
Most likely to be visited by three ghosts in one night.
Who is Ebenezer Scrooge?
"Seeing is believing, but sometimes the most real things in the world are the things we can't see."
What is The Polar Express?
This toy sits on a shelf on the days leading up to Christmas and reports back Santa on whether or not their child is naughty or nice.
What is the Elf on the Shelf?
Who are Kris Kringle & Saint Nick?
"I don't want a lot for Christmas. There is just one thing I need."
What is All I Want for Christmas is You?
Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, _________, Comet, Cupid, Donner and Blitzen. (Hint: NOT Rudolph)
Who is Vixen?
"You'll shoot your eye out!"
What is A Christmas Story?
Sesame Street Character that caused the 1996 Black Friday Frenzy.
What is Tickle Me Elmo?
"Silent Night, ________"
What is Holy Night?