Misheard Christmas Lyrics
Police Stole My Car in this classic Espanol Christmas tune.
Feliz Navidad
Traditionally associated with love, this reindeer is named after a crafty cherub.
Cupid
This actor played the titular Ebenezer Scrooge as serious as a hearth attack, even though he was surrounded by puppets.
Michael Caine
This British actor played the title character in the animated The Grinch movie released in 2018.
Benedict Cumberbatch
Christmas Tree
A "broom stuck in his head".
Frosty the Snowman
While Blitzen comes from the Dutch for "lightning", this reindeer comes from the word meaning "Thunder".
Donner
The remastered version of A Muppet Christmas Carol brought back this missing tune.
When Love is Gone
Cindy Lou Who is told that this feature of hers is strange, but that she will "grow into it".
Her nose
Here we go a-This: An ancient English tradition that involves pouring cider on apple tree roots to ward off evil spirits.
Wassailing
Olive, the other reindeer
Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer
A celestial body made of ice, dust, and rock that orbits the Sun is also a name for this reindeer.
Comet
The vague number of brothers the Ghost of Christmas Present has. Imagine the grocery bill!
Over 1800.
Cardiomegaly, or the final size of the Grinch's heart after all of the events of How the Grinch Stole Christmas.
One size too big
This Traditional Christmas song was originally composed for Thanksgiving to commemorate the sleigh races in Medford, Massachusetts.
Jingle Bells
Should old Aunt Quaintance be forgot?
Aud Lang Syne
I received nine of this reindeers namesake on one of the 'Days of Christmas'.
Dancer
Knowing the story like the back of your hand is one thing, but knowing gonzo has a mole here is another.
His thumb
The full name of this character wastes no time lighting up her home with a light cannon.
Martha May Whovier
This US State was the first to officially recognize Christmas as a State holiday in 1836. Roll Tide!
Alabama
Where the dough lay round about: Deep-pan, crisp and even.
Good King Wenceslas
Foxy Lady!
Vixen
This creepy eight legged creature doesn't pay extra for warmth, even if he should.
Old Joe
During the Holiday Cheermeister festivities the Grinch is served "not This" by one of the locals. Well what is it, then?
Pudding
Kentucky Fried Chicken is a staple on Christmas in this country. Pass on the turkey, thanks.
Japan