Young Steven
Where the trees are greener and the water is sweeter: Steven hails from this specific Bay Area suburb, ranked 7th in a 'Safest Places to Raise a Kid' list in 2019
San Ramon
This longest chapter in the Bible is also a song, and takes 15 minutes to read out loud. (Wonder how long it would take to sing)
Psalm 119
Tree? Spaceship? Ant colony cross-section? While the design inspiration for this landmark may be unclear at first sight, for Steven it was the inspiration for many late nights spent gaming, pranking, and, sometimes, studying.
Geisel Library
Brandon Sanderson
Steven and Brian lived with each other over 6 years at the following locations.
IG, That Place Across from Vons, Chan's
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Blessed is the man who _____ not in the counsel of the wicked,
nor _____ in the way of sinners,
nor _____ in the seat of scoffers;
Walks, stands, sits
Bunnies, sub-par dining halls, and pared-down requirements for engineering majors are just some of the benefits afforded to Steven by his attendance to this UCSD college.
Warren
This alt-rock/emo/ex-semi-Christian musical act was Steven's favorite band growing up.
MAE
Steven would dance shirtless behind Brian when Brian was in the middle of this activity
Webcam with his girlfriend
Many know that Steven was a child model. Which now-defunct clothing brand did Steven make the catalog for?
Mervyn's
After assassinating the King of Moab, this Judge of Israel capitalized on the propriety and embarrassment of the King's servants to make his escape.
Ehud
This specific franchise location, widely regarded as a 'compromise spot' for our church's favorite beverage, was then perhaps a fitting backdrop for Steven to ask Caroline out.
UCSD Tapioca Express
Like Star Wars but a western and a tv show and also kind of not. This cancelled TV series inspired a cult following (self-proclaimed 'browncoats') and prompted Steven to own the BluRay collection.
Firefly
Steven would compose songs and sing outside the door when Brian was engaged in this activity
Pooping
As a child, Steven would sleep with a toy from this TV franchise
Thomas the Tank Engine (James specifically)
This proverb is often misused (cf Proverbs 26:7) by Steven as a pickup line.
Proverbs 24:26: An honest answer is like a kiss on the lips.
This 2-unit class, a favorite of Steven's, offers a great time of opening up your vocal passages, learning about America's cultural history, and 'catching the clap'.
Gospel Choir
This viral parody play featured a future Glee star, a gender-bent antagonist, and apparently Jane Liu's high school friend.
A Very Potter Musical
Platinum
Hiya hah! From age 5 to 18, Steven progressed to this belt level in his neighborhood mc-dojo, Tat Wong Kung Fu Academy.
2nd Degree Black Belt
Steven's favorite bible verse which begins with the word "But"
Romans 5:8: But God demonstrates his own love for us in this: While we were still sinners, Christ died for us.
"Not his finest moment"-- Steven came face-to-face with the folly of class-skipping when this happened while he was taking Materials Science
Missed a Midterm (and had to retake the class)
Steven spends his free time learning music theory and "the lick"-related memes from this calm bassist's youtube channel.
Adam Neely
Steven once woke up to Brian singing this song in his sleep
Red & Black from Les Mis