Bones and Muscles
Jokes and Riddles
Ears, Hair, and Teeth
Riddles and Jokes
Immune System and Brain
200

Where is the smallest bone in the body?

Ear

200

Why did the teacher have to wear sunglasses in class? 

Because her students were so BRIGHT!
200

What does ear wax do to help out ears?

Keeps them clean from dust, keeps your ears safe from things that could hurt it

200

What is a witches favorite subject?

SPELLing

200

What does the biggest part of your brain let you do? (The Cerebellum) 

Think, talk, feel, move on purpose. 

400

What do muscles help us do?

Move around. 

400

Why did the egg get thrown out of class?

It was telling too many yolks.

400

Babies usually get their first tooth around this time and it's also about how long a single hair lives. 

3-yeras!

400

Why are magicians so good in school? 

They're really good at TRICK questions. 

400

True or False, when we get a fever because we're sick, that's a bad thing.

Nope, that's our body trying to protect us from the germs or virus. But if it gets too hot or goes on too long we could be in danger so it's good to see a doctor. 

600

What helps you bones stay healthy?

Calcium

600

Why did the kid eat his homework? 

The teacher told him it was a piece of cake. 

600

What are the four pointy teeth in your mouth called? Hint: it's another name for a dog. 

Canines

600

Why isn't there a clock in the library? 

Because it tocks too much. 

600

What are two of the four things that can make us sick? 

Bacteria (germs), viruses, parasites, and fungi

800

What is a "bone fracture"?

When it breaks. 

800

What did one pencil say to the other pencil on the first day of school? 

Looking sharp!

800

How many ossicles are there in your inner ear? 

3

800

Why do calculators make such good friends? 

You can always count on them. 

800

What does your (hind) brain control that you don't even have to think about? 

Breathing, heart beat, digestion, sleep, and everything else we need to survive. 

1000

What keeps out muscles strong and healthy? 

Healthy food and exercise. 

1000

What does a book do in the Winter?

Puts on a jacket.

1000
What does the melanin do in our hair? 

Give it it's color. 

1000

Why is 2+2=5 just like your left foot? 

Because it's not right. 

1000

What are 3 things we can do to keep ourselves healthy and avoid getting sick? 

Get vaccines, washing our hands regularly, eat nutritious food, exercise, get plenty of RESTFUL sleep, see your doctor regularly (at least one a year)