Tim's Dad Jokes
How does a Thanksgiving food addict give up left overs?
They quit cold turkey!
What is the mission of the Children's Home?
To inspire hope, develop skills, and cultivate healthy relationships for positive futures.
Who is the person known as the Tiger King?
Joe Exotic
Who was the 3rd president of These United States?
Thomas Jefferson- on the $2 bill
Name 4 of the 7 dwarfs.
Doc, Grumpy, Happy, Sleepy, Bashful, Sneezy, and Dopey
When reading Braille, how does a person know something bad is about to happen?
They can feel it coming!
What is our vision statement?
We envision a collaborative, caring, community where children and families lead happy, healthy, and fulfilling lives.
In the 80's Who was referred to as the peoples Princess?
Princes Diana of Whales.
How many wives did King Henry VIII (8th) have?
SIX - 2 of which he beheaded.
How many fingers does Mickey Mouse have?
4
In a library, where can you find books with information about Oils?
The non-FRICTION section!
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When was the World Wide Web introduced?
1991
Name on of two people to walk on the moon for the first time in 1969?
Neil Armstrong or Buzz Aldrin
Where do Elsa and Anna live in Frozen?
Arendelle (Scandinavia)
Statistically speaking, what is the most common time for Dragon's to get their meal interrupted?
At mid-Knight!
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1978
How many stars stripes where on the Colonial US Flag?
13 one for each colony
What is the name of Goofy's Son?
Maximillian Goof or Max for short
What does a meteorologist do when they get angry?
They storm out!
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Who is the creator of FaceBook?
Mark Zuckerburg
How many years has the Children's Home been in operation?
111 years since 1912
What was the very first Pixar movie?
Toy Story