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school

100

welcher König war vor der französischen revolution an der macht

Ludwig XVI

200

wie entstehen tsunamis

erdbeben unter Wasser, Wasser muss sich irgendwo hin bewegen= grosse Welle

300

wie konjugiert man das französische verb "croire" inklusive passé composé 

je crois, tu crois, il croit, nous croyons, vous croyez, ils croient, 

avoir cru

400

wie wurde der angriff auf Frankreich von Deutschland im 2ten Weltkrieg genannt

sichelschnitt plan

500

was sind die Phasen von der Mitose (nach Wissenstand 3bez- 1kanti)

prophase, (prometaphase), metaphase, anaphase, telophase, (interphase)

crack

100

why do you draw Miriam with a chessboard as head

to tired to explain, ask Lisa directly 

200

von wem wurde Lisa ans Treppengeländer gefesselt

nino

300

what does Lsd stand for?

Lysergic acid diethylamide

400

what are the two crimes against god Lisa committed

wassermenlone... salat plus ketchup 

500

two men decided they fight over a woman with an contest involving motorcycles (they got a Darwin Award) what did they do?

drive towards each other the one that dodges first loses, neither dodged at all and they crashed

how to crime

100

what animals will eat dead humans compleatly

pigs

200

lethal dose of cyanide

250 mg (google search was unclear)

300

what do you habe to consider when you want to escape prison without committing a crime

hurting someone or damaging property is a crime + you cannot take your prison clothes with you that would be theft

400

why is the uranium you need for a nuclear bomb difficult to obtain?

the one you need is a very low portion of the natural uranium and the process of making it bigger is extremely difficult and expensive

500

how much cannabis can you legally possess in Switzerland (as an adult)

10g

Einbürgerungs fragen Schweiz

100

Welche Staatsebenen gibt es in der Schweiz?

Bund, Kanton, Gemeinden.

200

Was bedeutet das Landeskennzeichen (CH) der Schweiz?

Confoederatio Helvetica.

300

Was ist die Romandie?

Der französischsprachige Teil der Schweiz.

400

Auf welches Jahr hin, das als «Gründungsjahr der alten Eidgenossenschaft» gilt, ist der sogenannte Bundesbrief datiert?

1291

500

Wie gross ist die Schweiz in Quadratkilometern?

41'285 km2

how (not) to die

100

your plane crashed in the forest (it's big you have no idea where you are) should you search civilisations? Why?

no, you'll probably get lost and a plane crash is easier to find than a single person

200

you encounter an brown bear, what do you do?

try to step away carefully, if it attacks play dead

300

you are have a cut, which of these plants help

spitzwegerich, Riesen bàrenklau, eisenhut

400

you are in the wild and see berries

A) eat until you are no longer hungry 

B) don't eat them

c) try to look if animals eat them and use that as an indicator 

c

500

maximum speed you should consider jumping out of a car

30-35 miles per hour