disney animated
joan of arc but china
Mulan
satan in the sewers
It
children sing about how fun cough syrup is
Mary Poppins
space wizards have weird family lines
Star Wars
golf
Happy Gilmore
defrosted war hero
Captain America
emotions personified
Inside out
Ryan Reynolds fails as a stepdad due to ghosts
The Amityville horror 2005 version
story book gets a reality check, reality gets a storybook ending
Enchanted
big robot bigger tears
The Iron Giant
cross dressing to violate custody rights
Mrs Doubtfire
teamwork makes the alien army go back home
The Avengers
princess in a coma
sleeping beauty
disturbed child gets big and cuts it up in his home town
Halloween 1978
can't disagree with anyone also orc racism sub plot
Ella enchanted
aliens that are 78 percent allergic to earth
Signs
race swap gender swap cop stop.. a major crime ring
White chicks
prisoner of war builds a heart and a new outfit
Iron Man
the princess will be decided by fragile footwear
Cinderella
yelling as a title
Scream
the most impressive thing about this movie is that Anne Hathaway was made unattractive
The princess diaries
Aliens that are 100 percent allergic to earth
war of the worlds
the sacred orb of PE teachers of America
Dodgeball
Green and Galled
The Incredible Hulk
travel costs cut with balloons
Up
summer camp relations punishable by death
Friday the 13th
tales of felt and yule tide puppetry
the Muppets a Christmas Carol
marines really will get with anything even on another planet
Avatar
being god gets old apparently
Bruce Almighty
surgery can't help you so magic I guess
Dr strange
homeless man hangs out with apes
Tarzan
the summoning but worded differently
the conjuring
in this movie the law of this world states Father Christmas is a title granted through trial by combat
The Santa Clause
50x tom cruise
Oblivion
The dark underbelly of the hardest core job in the world......... the news
Anchorman
rich and orphaned man runs them hands
The Dark night
I will Accept any batman title
the trash collection system grows a soul
Wall-E
demon escapes hell and plans an illegal marriage to a minor
Beetlejuice
animal cruelty in the name of fashion
101 dalmatians
sand, worms, sandworms, strange religions and more sand on hills
dune
kidnapping love story of Stockholm syndrome
Overboard
its a bird its a plane well its neither
Superman
all titles accepted
actor gains touch with reality through a cross country trip and near death experience
Bolt
the children of murderers take large amounts of Adderall and while being hunted by a burn victim
Nightmare on Elm street
disgraced police detective gets thrift store prosthetics
Inspector Gadget
The abyss
questionable passengers and questionable air traffic control aboard this movie flight
Airplane
four friends four astronauts four radiation victims four mutated radiation victims fantastic story
Fantastic Four
weather man exposed as fraud and a dinner of horrors unfit for child eyes
Rockadoodle
reflections are bad for your health
Mirrors
child labor laws take a backseat to this treasure hunt
Holes
most dangerous game but from space
Predator
evil dictator battles his roommate's uncles cousin
Space Balls
the Norse and of course space and a brother of unknown race
Thor
fuckass adoptive grandma stays young with kidnapped child
tangled
the directors were investigated for murder and human rights violations for their marketing campaign
The Blair witch project
super school
side note dope soundtrack
Sky High
poppin pills and some dodging thrills
The matrix
discoveries of infidelity of dead family members and drug use
Death at a funeral
chat gpt gets sentience and tries to throw a big rock while some other people debate morals
Avengers Age of Ultron