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Who Did What Now?
100

The sad number of times my favorite team, Northwestern men's basketball, has made the NCAA tournament

What is 3?

100

This band released their debut album "Please Please Me" on March 22, 1963

Who are The Beatles?

100

A local Fifth Third branch's signage is uniquely in this color

What is red?

100

This is the image editing software used to insert Henry into a photo

What is Adobe PhotoChopp?

100

I helped the son of this Seinfeld actor carry a pizza 3 feet in diameter

Who is Jason Alexander (George Costanza)?

200

The title of this John Hughes film, which features five high school students in different cliques, was borrowed from my high school's name for morning detention

What is "The Breakfast Club"?

200

This human will head the USS Enterprise sometime after their birth on March 22, 2233

Who is James Kirk?

200

One of my step sisters is dating Charlie Jones, a player on this Cincinnati sports team

Who are the Bengals?

Charlie had the 98yd kickoff return touchdown against the Bears this past season :(

200

This is the word for the biased information Henry spreads to promote his point of view

What is Choppaganda?

200

My PhD great-great-grandadvisor (advisor's advisor's advisor's advisor) founded this company globally known for its audio products

Who is Amar Bose?

300

Each year I try to go to GenCon, a convention in Indianapolis for fans of this

What are board games?

300

This annual sports tournament in Augusta, Georgia began on March 22, 1934

What are The Masters?

300

A majority of my collection of this game staple were manufactured minutes from CVG

What are playing cards?

300

Often confused with "trademark", this type of intellectual property protects any artistic, literary, or intellectual work created by Henry

What is Choppyright?

300

This Grammy-winning rapper and R&B artist with albums such as "Malibu" and "An Evening with Silk Sonic" performed at my step-sister's wedding

Who is Anderson .Paak?

400

This is a favorite video game where you play as a defense lawyer whose name happens to be an AIML bird

What is Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney?

400

This comedian born on March 22, 1971 is most famous for being a part of a duo in a Comedy Central series

Who is Keegan-Michael Key?

400

I saw this former mayor of Cincinnati (later turned TV personality) in a Lou Malnati's

Who is Jerry Springer?

400

This is the German word for Henry's lookalike

What is a Choppelganger?

400

The former speaker of the house for this U.S. state once hit me with a water balloon

What is Washington?

500

My favorite movie is from Don Hertzfeldt which depicts the human condition through a stick figure named Bill

What is "It's Such a Beautiful Day"?

500

The British Parliament passed this act on March 22, 1765, which levied taxes on American colonies

What is the Stamp Act?

500

I helped process an x-ray of "Still Life with Bread and Eggs", which is housed at the Cincinnati Art Museum and painted by this artist


Who is Paul Cezanne? (Source separation problem)


500

This is the name of the computer vision problem regarding estimation of pixel motion between two video frames of Henry

What is Chopptical flow?

500

This acronymic band, with hits "Shattered (Turn The Car Around)" and "Love And Memories", held a concert on the block where I grew up

Who is O.A.R.?