I helped the son of this Seinfeld actor/character carry a pizza 3 feet in diameter
Who is Jason Alexander (George Costanza)?
Fifth Third's colors are blue & green, but one of the branches by me is in this color (and shares a name with a Cincinnati sports team)
What is red? (The strip mall requires all stores have a red name)
My childhood dog was a mix between a Basset Hound and this other popular dog breed
What is a Golden Retriever?
My PhD great-great-grandadvisor (advisor's advisor's advisor's advisor) started this company globally known for its audio products
Who is Amar Bose?
One of my step sisters is dating Charlie Jones, a player on this Cincinnati sports team
Who are the Bengals?
Charlie had the 98yd kickoff return touchdown against the Bears this year :(
This is currently my favorite board game, which aptly features all different kinds of birds
What is Wingspan?
This Grammy-winning rapper and R&B artist performed at my step-sister's wedding

Who is Anderson .Paak?
I collect different designs of this paper good, used to play games (the largest manufacturer of it is right next to CVG!)
What are playing cards? (Bicycle is HQ'ed in Covington!)
This Studio Ghibli film was my favorite childhood movie
What is "My Neighbor Totoro"?
This acronymic band, with hits "Shattered (Turn The Car Around)" and "Love And Memories", held a concert on the block where I grew up
Who is O.A.R.?
I saw this infamous former mayor of Cincinnati, who later became a TV personality, going into the Lou Malnati's by Northwestern
Who is Jerry Springer?
I faked sick to play this classic crossover fighting game on the Wii (and was subsequently grounded)
What is Super Smash Bros. Brawl?
This is one of my favorite video games about defending your clients in court, where you play as a lawyer whose first name also happens to be one of the birds AIML is developing
What is Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney

The former speaker of the house for this U.S. state hit once me with a water balloon
What is Washington?
I was on a team that processed an x-ray of this artist's painting, "Still Life with Bread and Eggs" (which is housed at the Cincinnati Art Museum!)

Who is Paul Cezanne? (Source separation problem)

This 2012 movie by Don Hertzfeldt about a stick figure coming to terms with his mortality is my favorite movie
What is "It's Such a Beautiful Day"?
