Students
Known only as the Math God, this ginger-headed boy should be in our presence right now.
Who is Tyler Dodson?
This jolly science teacher is known for their bald head and their circle-like physique.
Who is Mr. Johns?
In what was classroom was Gavin Horn caught with his pants down?
What is Ms. Goetting's room?
This elementary school PE teacher loves Just Dance and Yoga, and is also the tennis coach.
Who is Mr. Snell?
This adjective perfectly describes Mr. Anderson's dome.
What is Bald?
This big (black) boy remains the tug-of-war champion.
Who is Markyth Davis?
This tatted-up teacher does not have the ability to do their job anymore, as they unfortunately got their teaching license revoked.
Who is Ms. Loucks?
Free Points!
Hell yeah!
This former science teacher had one well-greased ponytail.
Who is Mr. Roach?
If an unnamed student named Draden Gladwell were to flush a lightbulb down a toilet, they would get 5 days of this punishment.
What is ACR?
This sassy former student was a GOAT saxophone player, and now attends Purdue University.
Who is Nathan Abba?
This teacher is always in the freshest fits, often incorporating Balenciaga sock shoes.
Who is Mr. Ampomah?
It was this pointy object Mr. Alex Banks brought to school and got locked up for.
What is a knife?
This elementary school principal recently got married to Mr. Heurring and they sometimes be kissin at Herrinfest.
Who is Mrs. Bigler/Heurring?
Who is about to get pantsed?
Me.
This gangsta may appear white on the outside, but is 100% African-American in her heart.
Who is Shelby Tucker?
This drama queen is also known as a math teacher.
Who is Mr. Harlow?
Free points!
This huge lumberjack was 63 axe handles tall, and his pet was a giant bull named Blue.
Who was Paul Bunyon?
Daily Double!: 2+5
What is 7?
This student has been exposed to the world via Snapchat, he also has a brother who is just as unpleasant as him.
Who is Chris Banks?
This fella is ALWAYS repping that double denim.
Who is Mr. Dunaway.
It was in this line that a poor soul named Maynard Lauderdale got pantsed, cheeks out.
What is the Lunch Line?
This cheerful dancer is known for his signature move, the Double Dream Hands, and his sad America's Got Talent Audition.
Who is John Jacobson?
What is my favorite food?
Burgers.