Quote References
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Bad Dad Jokes
100

This person said, "Sister Charlotte Jaquees Just Sister Shinall ScHnApPeD.”

Who is Sarah?

100

What is the color blue called on Thursdays?

The mitochondrea is the powerhouse of the cell.

100

What do you call bears with no ears?

B.

200

When Byron said, "Hello, this is the STEM academy, how may I help you?" the call was coming from this place.

What is The Front Office?

200

What is the equation for force?

y=mx+b

200

When does a joke become a dad joke?

When it becomes apparent.

300

When Faith said, "If we do take him then he can go back to his family and have a happy yay-yay life. Amen," we were in this class.

What is ELA?

300

How does wifi work?

The horse's name was Friday.

300

Why didn’t the astronaut come home to his wife?

He needed his space.

400

When Sadie said, "Happy ___ Birthday," they pronounced 21 in this way.

What is 21th (twenty-oneth)?

400

How does bluetooth work?

Yes.

400

What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.

500

What date was the first quote created?

Trick question, the date is unknown.

500

What does the lyrical piece WAP tell us about socieity?

It shines a light on how much Worship and Prayer has had an impact on younger generations.

500

What’s green and has wheels?

Grass. I lied about the wheels.