My birthday.
What is March 1st?
The time period of the Middle Ages.
What is 5 CE/AD to 13 CE/AD?
A poorly made drawing of a man who looks like a thumb.
Is this a dagger which I see before me, this handle toward my hand?
What is Macbeth?
Igor's age.
What is one year old?
My favorite color.
What is blue?
The way that Krakow dealt with the Black Plague.
What is a nice hot bath?
A poorly drawn woman who looks like a thumb with hair.
Who is Derpette?
To be, or not to be? That is the question.
What is Hamlet?
Igor's height.
What is 12 inches?
My allergies.
What is fish and shellfish?
The way Milan dealt with the Black Plague.
A big chinned man destined to be isolated.
Who is Forever Alone guy?
It is the East, and she is the sun.
What is Romeo and Juliet?
Igor's breed.
What is purebred English Bulldog?
My hair color.
What is blonde?
The uroscopy wheel or uromancy wheel is a medical wheel used to diagnose people based on the taste and smell of their *blank*.
What is urine?
A man eating breakfast.
Who is cereal guy?
What have I done? Sweet Jesus, what have I done?
What is Les Miserables?
Igor's favorite fruit.
My favorite hobby.
What is candlemaking?
An LSD like trip caused by untreated rye bread.
What is Ergot poisoning?
Spanish for "I like"
Who is the Me Gusta guy?
Peace. It is a providence, and no great change; we are only what we always were, but naked now... Aye, naked!
What is The Crucible?
The amount of back rolls Igor has.
What is twelve?