Higgins Proud Moments
The best moment in Debby's dance career.
What is "she did not fall down during her recital at the Satanic Dance Studio in Fervish City."
Ted gave a whole new meaning to this word when he gave Will Crathough a wedgie on Pajama Day at Unnsettled Valley Day Care
What is "Jammies"
The Higgins family dog is named this.
What is "Satan The Cat."
Great Uncle Lumley was not able to attend 2014 Higgins family reunion because of this
What is "He died in 2010."
Debbie lost this in the washing machine after Christmas Dinner in 2013.
What is "underpants"
The best moment in "Li'l Ralphies" boy scout career.
What is " When he ate an entire package of oyster crackers and then regurgitated them to keep the camp fire going at the Houdong Jamboree in 2017."
What Debbie said that later landed her in prison when she got pulled over for speeding on her way to Fur'n'Grrrr Pet Grooming in Satan's Bulge.
What is "Beat it cop, I'm in a hurry.
How many Higgins family members have done hard time in prison?
What is "All of them."
Great Aunt Marbey surprised everyone at the 2009 reunion at the Potluck at the Burglemont Burger King by doing this.
What is "removing her pants."
Kevin found this in the washing machine after a New Year's eve celebration in 2013.
What is "Debbie.'
Timmy "Squats" Higgins called this the best day of his life.
What is "the bug he ate wasn't poison."
The thing that killed Timmy "Squats" Higgins.
What is "Marney's Cable Knit sweater."
This is Uncle Beeftube's favorite song.
What is "Stop Burping in My Face I'm Trying to Drink My Beer by T-Squats."
The reason Debbie could not attend the 2002 Higgins Family reunion.
What wasn't invited.
What Lorine said when she opened the washing machine.
What is, "Did someone lose a goldfish?"
Grandpa Bart's Proudest Moment.
What is "Not getting caught!"
Harold "Flatcan" Higgins most embarrassing moment.
What is "The day they started calling him Flatcan."
What they found in Debbie's trunk.
What is "Tommy's cat."
Grandpa Slabtanner's disturbing response to the "what are you grateful for" question at the Higgins family Thanksgiving dinner in 2016.
What is "unsuitable for print"
What the goldfish said when Loraine opened the washing machine.
What is "I think I found Debbie's underpants."
Aunt Claxie's Proudest Moment.
What is "When she introduced her three-year old daughter Pootsy to Instagram."
Aunt Claxie's most embarrassing moment.
What is "The day Pootsy posted that picture on Instagram."
The person Grandpa Bart despised.
Who is "Bob Ross."
Why the 2007 Higgins Family Reunion ended early.
What Debbie said when she found a goldfish in her underpants.
What is "Take those off and hop into this beer batter."