’00s Hall Pass
Bill Nye Approved
The Ninth Circle of Gym
Wise Words (Question Mark)
Dress Code Violations
100

What social media site asked you to rank your friends in a “Top 8”?

Myspace

100

This gas makes up about 78% of the Earth’s atmosphere.

Nitrogen?

100

Every gym had this iconic climbing structure that 90% of kids couldn’t make it to the top of.

The Rope Climb

100

"That’s hot."

Paris Hilton

100

The ultimate rebellion: showing this forbidden 2-inch section of skin between your shirt and waistband.

A Midriff

200

What 2004 teen movie gave us the quote “On Wednesdays we wear pink”?

Meangirls

200

This part of the cell is known as the “powerhouse.”

Mitochondria?

200

This piece of equipment was supposed to “measure fitness,” but mostly caused public humiliation.

The Presidential Fitness Test

200

“It was the best of times, it was the worst of times.”

A Tale of Two Cities by Charles Dickens?

200

These delicate shoulder noodles could single-handedly destroy male focus.

What are spaghetti straps?

300

What type of phone was used to dramatically slam shut after saying “whatever”?

A flip phone (Motorola Razr preferred)

300

When water turns from a liquid to a gas, it’s called this process.

Evaporation

300

This cheerleading move often ended with someone in the nurse’s office.

A Basket Toss

300

“All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others.”

Animal Farm by George Orwell

300

This item, worn proudly by every skater kid and Hot Topic shopper, was banned for “safety reasons.”

Chains

400

What pop-punk band told us, “It’s not a phase, Mom”?

My Chemical Romance 

400

This simple machine helped ancient people move heavy objects by balancing force over distance.

A Lever

400

A wooden wall with holes you’re supposed to climb using only your upper body.

A Peg Board 

400

"We're on a break."

Ross Geller

400

These shoes were outlawed for being both “unsafe” and “too sexy.”

Flip-flops

500

Who was crowned American Idol’s first winner in 2002?

Kelly Clarkson

500

This natural phenomenon occurs when light bends as it passes through water droplets.

A Rainbow

500

DAILY DOUBLE

These tiny shorts were the unofficial uniform of every high school P.E. class in the 2000s.

500

“Stay gold, Ponyboy.”

The Outsiders by S. E. Hinton

500

This article of clothing managed to express personality, humor, and opinions — three things schools could not allow.

A graphic tee