Hindu Gods
God known as the creator of all things
Who is Brahma?
This is the goal of all spiritual effort
What is nirvana?
Jesus didn’t vacation here, but he did visit for awhile
What is America?
Jesus did die, but not on one of these
What is a cross?
I like riding bikes, but this cycle of birth-death-rebirth is wearing me out!
What is samsara?
I am the destroyer god who vanquishes evil
Who is Siva?
Good or bad, this determines one’s ever changing state of being
What is karma?
We all have goals. The goal of Mormon is to become this after he/she dies
What is a god?
Belief is important for salvation, but you also gotta have these
What are good works?
Even though you are really bad – or a Duke fan – Mormons still believe you go here after you die
What is the Telesial level of heaven?
As an incarnation of Vishnu, I am your “Sweet Lord”
Who is Krishna?
I am not a god but rather a man who attained full enlightenment through mediation
Who is the Buddha?
He ain’t heavy – he is Jesus’ brother
What is Satan?
Everybody wants to be number one. A JW hopes that he gets to be included in this number
What is 144,000?
Mormons and JW both believe that this place does not exist
What is hell?
Son of Siva, I always pack my trunk
Who is Ganesh?
To realize nirvana, you gotta head down this trail
What is the Eightfold Path of Liberation?
After death, all hope to make it here
Before he was Jesus, he was better known by this name
Who is Michael?
I have the name of Hinduism, but my more formal name is this
What is Sanatana Dharma?
I am the preserver who intervenes on earth during critical periods
Who is Vishnu?
Sufferings will cease if you can get this to cease
What are desires?
It’s okay if you don’t believe on this side of heaven. There is something that a Mormon can do to get you the rest of the way.
What is baptism for the dead?
A JW will make a bank transaction but will absolutely refuse this kind
What is blood transfusion?
Hindus may not enjoy a burger but it’s not because they believe they just ate uncle Gary. Instead, this is why cows are sacred
What is a living symbol of Mother Earth?