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Why does nobody talk to circles?
Because they're pointless!
What country has the most natural lakes?
Canada
Which of the world's oceans is the deepest?
The Pacific
Grandpa went for a walk, and it started raining. He forgot to bring an umbrella and didn’t have a hat. When he got home, his clothes were soaking wet, but not a hair on his head was wet. How was this possible?
Grandpa is bald.
What theorem do you use to find the missing side, when two sides of a right triangle is given?
Pythagorean theorem
Which knight created the round table?
Sir Cumference
What American city is the Golden Gate Bridge located in?
San Francisco
Which is the closest planet to the sun?
Mercury
What is something that is yours that everyone uses except for you?
Your name
Mean/Average you find by adding and dividing by total numbers. Median is the number in the middle after they are put in order.
Why was the math textbook so sad?
Because it had so many problems!
What is the name of the river that flows through the Brazil rainforest?
The Amazon
What was the name of the first man-made satellite launched by the Soviet Union in 1957?
Sputnik 1
Lives without a body…Hears without ears, speaks without a mouth, to which the air alone gives birth…What is it?
An echo
TONGUE TWISTER Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers. How many pickled peppers did Peter Piper pick?
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Why was 7 afraid of 9?
Because 7 8 9
7 ate 9
What is the name of the world’s largest island?
Greenland
What part of the skeletal system protects the brain?
Skull
What runs, but never walks, has a mouth but never talks?
A river
What is the perimeter of a circle called?
The circumference
Who is the king of the pencil case?
The ruler!
Which European country is famous for its fjords?
Norway
What is the only letter not to appear on the periodic table?
J
I can only live where there is light, but I die if the light shines on me…What am I?
A shadow.
Square Root