Aaron Burr Sir
Daily Double
The second wife of Henry VIII who made him just as down bad as some people in this room....
A conspicuously delicate legislative contortion in which Congress, desperate to anesthetize the republic’s escalating sectional neuroses, engineered a precarious equilibrium by admitting a slave state, counterbalancing it with a free Maine, and inscribing the 36°30′ line as an ostensibly inviolable cartographic talisman.
Missouri Compromise
The White Death
Simo Hayha
Aboriginals
CAH CAH!!! SOME PEOPLE think this bird is racist, but as we all know it's just a bird
Eagle
Ew get this French person out of MY PEOPLE'S league, f*Ck this 7 foot something alien
Victor Wembanyama
An improbably canonized maritime escapade in which a cadre of doctrinally obstinate separatists, ensconced within a dilapidated merchant vessel, traversed the Atlantic in a haze of meteorological misery and ideological rigidity
Sailing of the Mayflower
The Bulgar Slayer
Basil II
A torture machine? A crazy colonel? No this isn't a Kafka work but Australia was originally one of these
Charlemagne famously owned one of these animals famous for not being able to be described properly
Elephant
Dwight Eisenhower
An insurgent polity’s collision with the ossifying Qing regime produced a demographic cataclysm of such grotesque magnitude that it effectively reconfigured the geopolitical and ideological topography of East Asia through sheer, unfathomable devastation and divination.
Taiping Rebellion
Old Hickory
Right in the middle of the Northern territory, a giant sandstone monolith and UNESCO heritage site
Ayers Rock
Founded by John C Fremont a breakaway state famous for putting an animal famous for preventing forest fires on it's flag
California Republic
A quaker, abolitionist, and just like Adam a feminist most known for her work at the Seneca Falls convention, which as well all know Ridoux and Adam planned
Lucretia Mott
A feverishly idealistic yet strategically quixotic insurrectionary gambit in which a small, theologically electrified cadre sought to ignite a continental slave uprising by seizing a federal armory with near-metaphysical confidence.
Raid on Harper's Ferry
The first black president
Bill Clinton
The first war Australia fought as a unified country. Not to worry the bush is basically the outback without spiders
Second Boer Wars
An animal the French put on trial that Winston Churchill and your dad are quite fond of
Pig
The smartest man alive and the only reasonable person in a paper company are some of the roles played of this actor
John Kraminiski
an intricately clandestine, quasi-mythologized constellation of abolitionist networks whose decentralized choreography of safe houses, covert operatives, and nocturnal peregrinations constituted one of the most audacious exercises in extralegal humanitarianism in the antebellum republic. Functioning as both a logistical lifeline and a moral indictment of the nation’s constitutional hypocrisies, this shadow infrastructure deftly subverted the juridical machinery of bondage, transforming countless fugitive journeys into acts of defiant, freedom-asserting insurgency.
The underground Railway
Hammer of the Scots
Edward I
A Prime Minister leading the Auzzie's through WW2, promptly half the stuff in Western Australia is named after him. Also he is in Civ 6
John Curtin
The Anti-Christ according to the pope. But really he was just as autistic guy from Sicily who loved to chase birds and which he wrote a book about and owned a collection of
Frederick II