Riddle
Where does today come before yesterday?
The dictionary
500000/20=
25000
The hunter who seems to love his morning "zoomies" wakes up the fatter cat in our house. Which cat is it?
Harry
Bart Simpson was clearly voiced by a man voiceover.
What does Brayden enjoy?
Guns
Working
Hunting
Fishing
What is 3/7 chicken, 2/3 cat and 2/4 goat?
Chicago
If Frankie and Robert Lawrence had a baby, what would the baby's name be, if it was ever a monster?
Frankenstein
Frankie-the middle
Robert Lawrence (RL Stein)
Frankie+Stein=Frankenstein
Cookie.
Oreo
Two Thirds of our dogs are mutts.
True. Nuvo/Princess
Dad enjoys to...
(anything is correct, points are to be given)
With pointed fangs I sit and wait; with piercing force I crunch out fate; grabbing victims, proclaiming might; physically joining with a single bite. What am I?
A stapler
0=
0
How do you truly spell the black cat's name? (According to his adoption paper)
Hairy Pawter
One out of five people in the house love to read.
False. Haylie/Tyler/Mom enjoy reading.
Haylie is a fan of Jungkook, who is a singer in what band?
BTS
A man who was outside in the rain without an umbrella or hat didn’t get a single hair on his head wet. Why?
He was...
BALD
1000 x 20=
20000
The lazy cat takes after Tyler, which cat is it?
Oreo
Isaac Newton sat under a piano tree to get the Laws of Gravity.
False. It was an apple tree.
What is Mom's favorite holiday?
Autumn
Fall
What has to be broken before you can use it?
An egg
1+1/2+1=
(1+1=2/2=1+1=2)
Oreo and Harry are?
Clearly a cat.
Every dog has a tail?