Parent Lore
The place where mom and dad first met.
What is Cedar Point?
The annual New Years Eve game.
What is Monopoly?
Aunt Julie with the Short Hair's real name.
Who is Aunt Julia Jankowiak?
The type of vacation where Paige took the tumble off of her bike onto her face.
What is camping?
The person who spelled "sheep" as "shep" and "Santa" as "satan".
Who is Shawn?
The mutual friends of mom and dad that introduced them.
Who are Aunt Susan and Uncle Brad?
We own three copies of the same version of this game.
What is Exploding Kittens?
Aunt Dana's least favorite flavor.
What is raspberry?
The most-ridden and favorite (?) roller coaster on the 2022 Florida trip.
What is Expedition Everest/Yeti?
The amount of cousins (excluding spouses) that we the kids have.
What is eleven?
The person responsible for mom being featured in a newspaper.
Who is Uncle John?
The origin game of the Hofmeister/Sodergren phrase, "DENIED".
What is Loot Letters?
The person whose grad party was interrupted by Caleb breaking his arm.
Who is Ryan?
The location of the hike where mom suggested to everyone to wear jeans.
What is Sedona?
The person with the self-proclaimed "sheep army" in Catan.
Who is Uncle Matt?
The place where dad's appendix burst.
What is the mall/Aunt Dana's car?
The first geek game Caleb and Paige played.
What is Quarriors?
The person who would steal oatmeal cream pies and hide them under their bed.
Who is Justin?
What is Cedar Point?
The majors of all the current college students.
What is Film, Graphic Design, and Paper and Chemical Engineering?
The reason mom called 911 on dad.
What is cutting your finger and passing out?
Dad's least favorite game (that Paige loves).
What is Concept?
The person who Grandma K made sit with their back to the office because of their farts.
Who is Aaron?
The movie musical Dad, Sydney, and Paige started on the second creation museum trip that, to this day, has never been finished.
What is Les Mis?
The job Caleb wanted in first grade and why.
What is a pit crew and the smell of gas?