Autism??
According to Katy Perry, this composer is what metrosexual men jerk off to.
"Who is Mozart"?
Holden ran a fan account on Twitter with this username from November 2017 to May 2018
What is weezerafrica?
In addition to eating hot chip and lying, this is the only thing Holden knows how to do.
What is "be bisexual"?
Holden's personal record is 18.6 seconds for this hobby.
Nickname for Holden's Nissan Altima
What is "The Holden Hearse"?
This song, originally by Brandi Carlille, was covered in Grey's Anatomy's musical episode.
What is "The Story"?
Holden has over 10,000 points on this social media platform
What is "Reddit"?
These are Holden's Pronouns
What is "He/Him"?
The army recruiter who rejected Holden for Selective Service, but did select Jackie.
Who is Brent Johnson?
Holden's favorite monkey
Who is "Pubert"?
Name the TV show featuring this episode called "The View from Halfway Down" that Holden has seen too many times
What is "BoJack Horseman"?
The username Holden uses on Threads.
What is "chewabletylenol"?
Holden's sexuality prior to transitioning
What is "a lesbian"?
Holden was not allowed to use this mode of transportation to get to school because his mother was convinced he would get kidnapped.
What is "a bicycle"?
As THE building manager, Holden is in charge of doing this once every hour.
What is "counting the people"? or What is "a round"?
This celebrity saw a tiktok, back when they were still using tiktok, about a baby on the street who adopted another baby on the street. Two homeless babies adopting EACH OTHER on the street and they HELD. HANDS. All the way down the street!!! And he was speaking and the mother said….he's praying for him…the homeless baby PRAYING for the other homeless baby!!!
Who is "Gabbie Hanna"?
The first fandom that Holden ran a fan account for.
What is "One Direction"?
The term used to describe cis men who only date pre-t trans men.
What is a "chaser"?
At this location, Holden and Chloe had a man pull a gun out.
What is "The Cleveland Metroparks"?
Life's a drag! Especially if you're this queen Holden briefly dated.
Who is "Emmy Nominee"?
The setting of Holden's favorite Wes Anderson film.
What is "Asteroid City"?
Holden wrote a fanfiction in middle school for this band that is still ranked on Wattpad today.
What is "Twenty One Pilots"?
This name previously belonged to Holden when he simped so hard for a girl that he became a furry.
Who is "Forrest"?
Holden's first roommate did THIS with their stuffed animals while Holden was in the room.
The department that Holden radios the most at work due to clients having issues.
What is "AV"?