School House Rocks
I tried to lather up with this soft greasy stone that’s mostly talc but teacher said not to use it as shampoo
What is Soapstone?
On Breaking Bad a chilling medical diagnosis led to this chemistry teacher making significant changes in his life
Who is Walter White?
In a duet Tony Bennett & Lady Gaga sing and I seem to find the happiness I seek when we’re out together dancing this way
What is Cheek to Cheek?
17th century pirates who raided Spanish colonies or a 21st century team that may take on the Raiders
What are Buccaneers?
I can read you like this 2-word term for an exam in which students are allowed to consult notes & texts
What is Open Book?
Today’s lesson is that marble is this class of rock whose name also starts with M
What is Metamorphic?
Will Schuester sang Leaving on a Jet Plane and a lot of other songs like classrooms probably do all of the time
What is Glee?
Thanks For the Memory became his theme song after he & Shirley Ross introduced it in The Big Broadcast of 1938
Who is Bob Hope?
A person’s usual job or the seizure and control of territory by a foreign army
What is an Occupation?
Doctoral students write dissertations; a master’s degree usually requires one of these from the Greek for proposition
What is a Thesis?
We learned that this rock is pretty cool like the recent (2019) Eddie Murphy character with the sound-alike name
Who is Dolemite?
Mr. Garvey called roll looking for D-Nice (Denise), Balakay (Blake) and A.A. Ron (Aaron) on this sketch show from the title duo
What is Key & Peele?
It became Etta James’ signature song & Beyoncé sang it at an inaugural ball for President Obama
What is At Last?
Having gained the title a new king does this to the throne
What is Accede?
We’ll gamble you know that this word for an exam supervisor once meant a Roman governor
What is a Proctor?
We also learned that this 5-letter rock is a major source of the world’s natural gas & oil deposits
What is Shale?
Rooming with 3 guys Jess lost her teaching gig but rebounded and became a principal on this FOX sitcom that ran from 2011-2018
What is New Girl?
Birds do it, bees do it, even educated fleas do it. Let’s do it. Let’s…
What is Fall in Love?
The color of the packets on the right tells you they contain this compound
What is Saccharine?
An experienced teacher who helps guide a new teacher; also the name of a guide in the Odyssey
What is a Mentor?
Today we learned about this alliterative rock noted for it’s beautiful color
What is Lapis Lazuli?
Mr. Feeny closing out this 90’s show on ABC: Believe in yourselves. Dream. Try. Do Good…I love you all. Class dismissed.
What is Boy Meets World?
Ella Fitzgerald sang it’s only this item sailing over a cardboard sea
What is A Paper Moon?
After the second each term is the sum of its 2 predecessors in this sequence that begins 0, 1, 1, 2, 3, 5
What is Fibonacci?
A synonym of proficiency describes a type of learning that allows students to progress at the rate at which they master skills
What is a Competency?