Christmas
how many deer does Santa have?
8 i think. Its prancer, rancher, francer (wi,wi!), that one, and redolph
what is in a turkey
guts
what is orange and ugly
your pumpkin you made
how do you catch the Easter bunny?
a gun
why should adults light a fire work?
kids are dumb
what did Santa do to his elf?
he took him into HIS room...
how do you kill a turkey?
shoot it 67 times
is shiobon alive?
nah
true or false
Elias ate easter
TRUE
true or false?
there is a MAIN mascot for this holiday
FALSE
what do you NOT want to hear on X-mas?
911, I hit some reindeer...
Im ugly with a beak, sometimes I'm pretty weak
what am I?
turkey
where are skeletons found?
In BJ's basement
who took Easter?
the frinch
what did Aberham Lincoln do?
wear a beard and a hat
how does Santa get in your home?
commits a felony
TURKEY
400 points! yippe
boooo
what goes in the freezer?
a body
I shot a rocket at my uncle
CALL 911 PLEASE! HE IS ON FIRE!
what is 6700+1972?
8672
ima jingle your ***** potato's!
it was yummy. the ***** was for yummy
I hate you.
BOO
who is William?
a spider you uncultured swine
hehehe
I hate you oliver