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Elf Jokes
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100

Who is put on trial in Miracle on 34th Street?

Santa Clause

100

What are the origins of the word "Festivus"

Seinfeld, "The Strike" (1997)

Festivus is a secular holiday celebrated on December 23 as an alternative to the pressures and commercialism of the Christmas season.

100

What does a grumpy sheep say when his friends told him Merry Christmas?

Baaaa humbug!

100

Did you hear about the ski trip?

It started off fine, but went downhill fast.

100

What country brought the tradition of drinking eggnog at Christmas to Canada?

England

200

In Elf, what is considered the first rule of The Code of Elves?

Treat every day like it’s Christmas

200

In the movie "It's a Wonderful Life" every time this happens an angel gets it's wings.

Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings.

200

How did Scrooge win the football game?  

The ghost of Christmas passed!

200

What’s every elf’s favorite type of music?

Wrap.

200

What country is Krampus from?

Austria

300

“You’re as cuddly as a cactus, you’re as charming as an _______, Mr Grinch.”

Eel

300

In “A Charlie Brown Christmas”, Charlie Brown is depressed at Christmas because:

A. Everyone has received Christmas cards except him 

B. Everyone has gone skating without him 

C. No one wants him to direct their Christmas play 

D. Everyone’s just thinking about money, presents, and decorations

D. Everyone’s just thinking about money, presents, and decorations

300

What's the Grinch's least favorite band?

The Who

300

What did one snowman say to the other?

Do you smell carrots?

300

How long is the Chinese New Year, or Lunar New Year celebrated for?

It is a 15-day festival 

Chinese New Year Day is a new moon day, which is the first lunar day. The 15th lunar day of the first lunar month is Sunday, February 5, 2023. This date is the Chinese Lantern Festival.

400

In Home Alone, where are the McCallisters going on vacation when they leave Kevin behind?

Paris

400

What are the origins of the word and idea of “Christmukkah”?

The O.C.

400

What is the best present in the world?

A broken drum, you just can’t beat it!

400

What do the little helpers of Santa learn when they first go to school?

They learn the elf-abets.

400

Where was the original St. Nicholas from?

St. Nicholas was born sometime around 280 A.D. in what is now modern-day Turkey.

500

What popular Christmas song was actually written for Thanksgiving?

Jingle Bells

500

What was the first Christmas movie ever made?

Bonus if you know the year...

1898’s Santa Claus. This two-minute film came from the U.K., at the very dawn of the film era.

500

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite!

500

What would you call Santa if he went bankrupt?  

He'd be called Saint Nickel-less.

500

What is a common Hanukkah toy played with by Jewish children?

A dreidel

Did you know?: The letters on a dreidel stand for this phrase, "a great miracle happened here"