what is a ghosts favorite fruit
boo-berry`s
what is a Easter bunny's favorite restaurant
IHOP
how do you wash your hands on Christmas
santatizer
what did the calculator say to the pencil on valentine's day
you can always count on me
what do you call a boomerang that won't come back
a stick
what kind of shoes does a ghost wear
boooooots
WHAT KIND OF DANCE DO BUNNIES LIKE
HIP HOP
what do you get when you cross ipad and a Christmas tree
a pineapple
what did the stamp say to the envelope on valentine's day
"I'm stuck on you
why do beets always win
they are un-beet-able
why didn't dracula have any friends
because he was a pain in the neck no offense Dracula
what do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish
an oyster bunny
who is never hungry at Christmas
a turkey he's still stuffed from thanksgiving
what does a construction worker wear on valentine's day
a heart hat
why was 6 afraid of 7
because 7,8,9
what do you call a witch that lives on a beach
sand witch
what day does an Easter egg hate the most
fry-day
what is Santa's dogs name
Santa paws
what did one volcano say to the other volcano
I lava you
why couldn't the pony sing a lullaby
she was a little horse
what do you get if you cross a vampire with a snowman
frost bite
what kind of jewelry do bunny's wear
14 carrot gold
what do grapes sing at Christmas
tis the season to be jelly
what did the painter say to her sweet heart
I love you with all my art
what is blue a smells like yellow paint
blue paint