Halloween
Halloween
Thanksgiving
Thanksgiving
Christmas
100

Why don’t mummies go on vacation?

Because they’re afraid they’ll unwind.

100

What do you call a skeleton who won’t work?

Lazy bones.

100

Why did the turkey join the band?

Because it had the drumsticks.

100

Why don’t turkeys ever get in trouble?

Because they always gobble up their homework.

100

Why was the math book so excited for Christmas?

Because it finally found its X-mas.

200

What’s a vampire’s least favorite class?

History — too many stakes in the past.

200

Why did Dracula go to art school?

He wanted to learn how to draw blood.

200

Why was the Thanksgiving soup so expensive?

It had 24 carrots.

200

What happens when you’re too harsh on cranberries?

They turn into blueberry bruises.

200

What do you call Santa when he takes a break?

Santa Pause.

300

Why did the ghost get straight A’s?

Because he was a real “spirit” of learning.

300

What kind of music do mummies listen to?

Wrap music.

300

What sound does a turkey’s phone make?

“Wing, wing!”

300

Why did the scarecrow win an award on Thanksgiving?

Because he was outstanding in his field.

300

Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed a trim.

400

How do you fix a broken jack-o’-lantern?

With a pumpkin patch.

400

Why don’t zombies eat clowns?

They taste funny.

400

Why did the pilgrims sail on the Mayflower?

Because they missed the gravy boat.

400

What’s the key to a great Thanksgiving dinner?

The tur-key.

400

What do you call an elf who sings?

A wrapper.

500

Why don’t graveyards ever get overcrowded?

Because people are just dying to get in.

500

 Why did the werewolf go to detention?

Because he had a hairy attitude. 🐺

500

What’s a turkey’s favorite dessert?

Peach gobbler.

500

Why did the turkey sit at the drum set during Thanksgiving dinner?

Because he wanted to play the stuffing out of it.

500

Why was the snowman looking through the carrots?

He was picking his nose.