Knock Knock
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Noah.
Noah who?
Noah good Holiday joke?
What falls in winter but never gets hurt?
Snow
Knock knock
Whose There?
Jello?
Jello Who?
Jello any body in there?
What is a bird's favorite subject
Owl-gebra
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Avery.
Avery who?
Avery merry Christmas to you!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Coal.
Coal who?
Coal me when Santa’s on his way.
Why is Humpty Dumpty happy in Autumn?
He always has a great Fall
Knock knock
Who's there?
Olive
Olive who?
Olive Christmastime, don’t you?
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Gladys.
Gladys who?
Gladys Christmas. You too?
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Yah.
Yah who?
Wow, you’re really excited about Christmas!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Howard.
Howard who?
Howard you like to sing Christmas carols with me?
Where do snowmen keep their paychecks?
A snowbank!
Knock knock
Who's there?
Pete
Pete who?
Pete-za delivery!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Ima.
Ima who?
Ima dreaming of a white Christmas…
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive the other reindeer used to laugh and call him names…
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Freeze.
Freeze who?
Freeze a jolly good fellow. Freeze a jolly good fellow…
What kind of bow can't be tied?
Rainbow
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Elf.
Elf who?
Elf me wrap this present!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Holly.
Holly who?
Holly up already and Elf me wrap this present!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke at all those presents!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Doughnut.
Doughnut who?
Doughnut open until Christmas!
What is the coldest month?
Decemberrrrrrrrr
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Poodle
Poodle who?
Poodle little ketchup on my hot dog
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow time to waste. It’s almost Christmas!
What do elves do after school?
Gnome work