Food & Beverages
Question: Which popular Christmas beverage is also called “milk punch?”
Eggnog
What do you wash your hands over the holiday?
With Santa-tizer
What do you call a broke Santa?
Saint Nickel-less
What food does Miley Cyrus have at Christmas?
Twerky!
How many reindeer pulled Santa's sleigh?
Santa had 9 Reindeer
Question: What do you get when you mix a Christmas tree with an Ipad?
A pineapple
What did the stamp say to the Christmas card?
Stick with me and we’ll go places!
What do you call a bunch of chess players bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer!
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Frosted Flakes or Ice Crispies.
What happened to the thief who stole the Christmas gifts?
They gave him 12 months
What was the first company that used Santa Claus in advertising?
Coca Cola
How much did Santa pay for his sleigh?
Nothing. It was on the house!
What did the beaver say to the Christmas Tree?
Nice gnawing you!
. How do snowmen get around?
They ride an icicle!
In what year does New Year’s Day come before Christmas?
Every year!
A gingerbread man went to the doctor complaining of a sore knee. What did the doctor asked him?
Have you tried icing it?
How is Christmas exactly like your job?
You do all the work and some fat guy in a suit gets all the credit.
Why don't crabs and lobsters celebrate Christmas?
Because their shell-fish
What do you get when you mix a snowman with a vampire?
a Frost bite
What was the purpose of Rudolph's red nose?
To guide Santa's sleigh through foggy night's and snow blizzards.
What do you call a cake with lots of fruit in it?
A fruit cake
What do you call a scary reindeer?
A cari-boo.
Where does Santa keep all his money?
At the local snow bank
What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations?
Tinsil-itis!
What are the 9 reindeers name that pulled the sleigh?
Dasher, Dancer, Prancher, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner, Blitzen and of course Rudolph