"...the little Lord Jesus asleep on the hay"
What is "Away in a Manger
A stop motion classic that retells a classic Christmas carol about a very special reindeer
What is Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer?
The town where Jesus was born
What is Bethlehem?
Naughty children get this in their stocking
What is coal?
Long peppermint sticks shaped like a shepherds crook
What are candy canes?
"...four calling birds, three French hens, two turtle doves, and a partridge in a pear tree."
Macaulay Culkin makes his family disappear and defeats two crooked burglars with slapstick booby traps
What is Home Alone?
Joseph and Mary were both descendants of this biblical king
Who is King David?
Santa Claus' sleigh is pulled by these ruminants
What are reindeer?
"The ones that look like Santa Claus, Christmas trees, and bells and stars." That is how the great George Strait described these sweet Christmas treats
What are Christmas cookies?
"She'd been drinking two much eggnog, and we begged her not to go. But she forgot her medication and she staggered out the door into the snow."
What is "Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer"?
"I just like smiling. Smiling's my favorite." Will Ferrell plays a man raised by elves who goes on a laughed filled journey to NYC
What is Elf?
Though often shown in nativity scenes, they did not visit Christ until approximately a year after his birth
Who are the Three Wisemen?
Santa's favorite snack
What are milk and cookies?
Though no longer as popular as they used to be, this fowl was once the premium Christmas meat
What is a goose?
"This, this is Christ the King; whom shepherds guard and angels sing, 'Praise! Praise, to bring him laud, the babe the Son of Mary.'"
What is "What Child is This"?
Tim Allen pushes Santa off a roof, grows a beard, gains weight, kidnaps a child, gets arrested, and delivers an Oscar MeyerTM Weeny Whistle to a therapist
What is The Santa Claus?
He was Roman Emperor at the time of Christ's birth
Who is Caesar Augustus?
Santa Claus spends the off-season in this location
What is the North Pole?
Though this bizarre fruit pudding is mentioned in a Christmas carol, perhaps no human has ever actually seen or tasted it
What is figgy pudding?
"Mild He lays His glory by. Born that man no more may die. Born to raise the sons of earth. Born to give them second birth."
What is "Hark, the Herald Angels Sing"?
Whether or not this Bruce Willis action blockbuster is a Christmas movie is the most controversial debate of our time
What is Die Hard?
He was governor of Syria when Christ was born
Who is Querinius?
Daily Double! (pew pew pew pew)
The modern image of Santa Claus was created by Thomas Nast, the same political cartoonists who first used these animals as the symbol of the Democratic and Republican parties
The Donkey and the Elephant
As in Nat King Cole's, "Christmas Song," you will find them, "roasting on an open fire."
What are chestnuts?