Movies
A young girl gets married to the person who kidnaps her.
Beauty and the Beast
Kinda dumb guy won't stop bothering his neighbor / coworker
Spongebob
Star Athlete takes a nap and loses his race
The Tortoise & the Hare
Sky high, but its set in Japan!
My Hero Academia
A plumber who REALLY hates turtles
Super Mario Bros.
A scrawny kid joins the army and gets turned into a popsicle
Captain America
Kids with weird looking heads make their mom think their sister is the world's best gaslighter
Phineas and Ferb
Breaking and entering is the main characters favorite pass time. Eating the resident food and sleeping in their bed is a close second
Goldilocks & the 3 Bears
High school kid gets really into writing and starts a career in writing murders.
Death Note
A bunch of 10 year olds force animals to fight each other for money
Pokemon
A Father meets his long lost son. To celebrate, the father cuts off the son's hand
Star Wars
3 Preschoolers won't stop attacking an intelligent chimpanzee
Powerpuff Girls
Pale guy just wants to kill an annoying kid for like seven books. He dies trying.
Harry Potter
This anime took about 5 episodes to dye the main character's hair blonde
Dragon Ball Z
An angry bald guy goes on a hike with his son
God of War
A super rich guy who likes to wear costumes is REALLY afraid of this one alien.
Batman Vs Superman
An 11 year old being trained by other children / teenagers to beat up a world leader.
Avatar: The Last Airbender
A disagreement about construction practices causes all 3 houses to be forclosed and torn down
The 3 Little Pigs
A sweaty gamer who never goes outside is FORCED to never go outside ever again until he beats this game.
Sword Art Online
Local man enslaves hundred with his mind controlling hat
Super Mario Odyssey
A group of weirdos spend 9 hours to return some Jewlery
Lord of the Rings
A boy and his pet travel through a post-apocalyptic wasteland while screaming about math equations and gibberish
Adventure Time
A weirdo gives a bunch of children a tour of his house and nearly kills them all.
Charlie & the Chocolate Factory
Superhero that no longer wants to be a super hero finds out that he's been unregistered as a hero the whole time and has to start from the beginning.
One Punch Man
A little kid falls off a cliff and meets with an angry sunflower
Undertale
Man watches his wife die, and only son be crippled after a brutal attack on his front lawn. Years later his son is then kidnapped. He travels many miles in search of his son with help of an amnesiac he meets along the way.
Finding Nemo
Kid receives a watch that doesn't actually tell time.
Ben 10
A sociopath recounts his time as a middle schooler. He thinks he was really cool but in reality he was a pretty horrible kid.
Diary of a Wimpy Kid
A kid got so depressed after getting super powers that his hair dyes itself white
Tokyo Ghoul
If I was British, I would call this game "Stealy Wheely Automobiley"
Grand Theft Auto