This trusty steed was summoned time and time again by the tune of an ocarina everyone's favorite ace icon across the fields of Hyrule.
Who is Epona from The Legend of Zelda?
Watch out for these if you’re cleaning out their stall, or trying to put some shoes on them!
What are their friggin back legs?!
this horse snack also is a crucial element in any good tea time
what is the humble sugar cube?
this actor, who played both himself and his own evil twin in ‘now you see me 2’, previously played ‘haymitch’ in the hunger games. you could tell him and his twin apart because his evil twin had a soul patch.
who is woody harrelson?
This is the lord of all horses, Gandalf’s steed and a symbol of nobility and speed.
Who is Shadowfax?
This horse flaw will have you questioning if you really should have put that offer in on that second house, or gotten that third boat.
What are the ongoing maintenance costs of owning a horse?
this substance is also a spanish word meaning there is/there are
what is hay?
the name of the group of magicians slash robbers featured in the film is a surprisingly fitting name for tonight’s theme
who are the horsemen?
This horse is voiced by the illusionist from arrested development
Who is BoJack Horseman?
this horse flaw will send you straight back to tiktok to determine why your 4-step innersense or ouidad routine isn’t stacking up to what they’re working with just mane n tail
what is their mane looks better than your hair and it makes you insecure
this tasty horse snack is a vegetable named after a famous 90s prop comic
what are carrots?
jesse eisenberg utters this iconic line after doing a magic trick where he somehow makes raindrops stop falling, and then somehow makes them go upwards
‘act of ___? no, no no, act of ___’
act of god? no, no, no - act of ME.
This horse got stuck in a swamp, leaving his rider to journey on alone.
Who is artax, atreyu's horse from the neverending story?
the reason why you can't get lit at the party, and its kiiiinda their fault
What is they won't share their horse tranquilizers with you?
this delectable horse treat is the only thing on this list that can be milked
what are oats?
this is the real reason mark ruffalo is trying to rob michael caine’s son, daniel radcliffe
what is mark ruffalo is mad at morgan freeman, who is somehow also in this movie, because morgan freeman watched mark ruffalo’s dad drown in a safe in a river when mark was a child?
this dastardly horse trait will have you deeply investigating your soul and the nature of horse ownership
they yearn for freedom
what is their yearning for freedom?
https://horsefulnesstraining.com/understanding-and-respecting-horses-need-for-freedom/
In every living being is the desire for freedom, and horses embody this as well. From the moment they are born, their need is to move freely. After one hour they can already run. They are never restricted by their mother, but they choose to stay close to her. That’s autonomy. The freedom to go where and when you want, the freedom to stay or come back when and how long you want. In the foal’s energy and happiness of moving, we can see their need for autonomy, within the safety of the herd.
you could also refer to this tasty horse treat as a ‘little new york’, if you were dumb and said things in dumb ways?
what are apples?