Crashing out and other things
One knock on the door, quiet and quick,
She asks her friend for a photo trick.
A snap to send, just him to see—
Who’s at the door, and what could it be?
Kristina or Antonio to snap him off klavish phone
All alone in a house, he made it his lair,
While his friend stayed hidden, unaware.
He wandered the streets, taking long walks,
Then cooked in the kitchen, sharing his talks.
To Pizza Pizza he ventured for a bite,
What guest turned resident, staying all night?
Who made your home feel like his own,
While waiting for friendship to finally be shown?
Haydon
In the kitchen, it whirred, a modern delight,
But smoke filled the air, oh what a fright!
The alarm rang out, a loud, frantic sound,
So they moved it to the room where comfort's found.
Then with a pop, all the lights went away,
What gadget caused chaos on this cooking day?
Air fryer
Down by the pier, he thought he was slick,
With a name like Furry and moves real quick.
Ladies love him, but the cops don’t agree—
Who’s this guy fined for his flirty spree?
Furrytat ;)
We go out each night, living carefree,
Then order late snacks like it’s all meant to be.
Wallets get thinner, but we’re gaining mass—
What’s this habit that’s hard to pass?
Big Osmows
They want the couch, but people won’t leave,
Side glances show they’re not pleased.
Who are they, waiting for space,
Hoping the others will clear the place?
Dom dilon and shooter boyfriend
He’s bald, he’s brave, and he’s hotter than flame,
A landlord and firefighter—one and the same.
Acts like your dad but looks like a dream,
Who’s this guy keeping things cool and clean?
DAD RYAN HEATH
The landlord frowned, “I can’t let you stay,
You lied about the fryer in a sneaky way!
And that mattress you have? It’s causing a fuss,
Unplugging the Wi-Fi, oh, what a plus!
Who’s in trouble with tales so tall,
Thinking they’d get a loft, but now face a wall?
Hos
He got in the sheets and let his clothes fall,
Then ghosted for days—what a strange call!
After she tickled his pickle, he vanished from sight,
Who is this guy who fled in the night?
tho mass
This weekend was fun, with laughter and cheer,
Abby and Rory crafted something quite dear.
Orange and round, with a grin so bright,
What did they carve to give you a fright?
PUMPKIN!!
Seven small squares, tucked out of sight,
Caught in a place not quite right.
Her friend tosses her phone to the grass,
Proving no photos as moments pass.
With a laugh and a word to let it go,
Who’s the one picking where she shouldn’t, though?
Kristina on the streets of queens u
Once quiet and shy, he’d hardly make a sound,
Now he’s at Costco, always fooling around.
With an old rusty minivan and jokes that fly high,
Who is this guy who loves to joke and lie?
Thenui
It vanished one night, no sight to be found,
The search was on, scouring all around.
From couch to kitchen, each nook and cranny,
Until it was spotted, where it felt fancy!
High in the loft, it sat in its throne—
What’s the sneaky gadget that went on its own?
Tv remote :<
He’s been with Juliana, but cash is a fright,
Owes a guy some bucks—his wallet's not right!
That dude’s been with Kavisha, and here’s the big show
How much money does he owe?
$150
In the dark we sit, still as stone,
Playing Fein in silence, each in our zone.
Burgers and fries spread out with care—
What’s this late-night meal we share?
McDonalds during Klavish Birthday
In the kitchen, he squats, with food in hand,
Surrounded by six, a persistent band.
They talked for an hour, about nothing at all,
Called him the wrong name, making the call.
One asked for a bite, a friendly loan—
Who’s stuck with these six, wishing he was alone?
Phong (Jake) with Youssef
He shares his Netflix, a generous chap,
With a daughter named Sharika, you might find a laugh.
Always ready to help, he’s a wonderful guy—
Who is this dad with a streaming supply?
RAM!!!!!!!!
In a house where warmth used to flow,
The numbers vanished, leaving cold in tow.
No more control, it’s gone from sight,
What’s the reason for this frosty night?
Can you guess what’s caused this chill,
A little device, once working well?
Thermostat
He’s got hair that slopes like a ski jump’s peak,
A SoundCloud rapper, though his flow's a bit weak.
With Kristina, he’s quirky, can’t find the right speak—
Who’s this man with the sloped hair mystique?
Roan Clarke :(
An empty container, once full of delight,
We turned it to fashion on Halloween night.
For our Tonka Jabari look, it’s the perfect prop—
What brand was this box that made everyone stop?
Dominos pizza box by thenui
They blast some sounds, both wild and bold,
Moans fill the air, their antics unfold.
Their friend’s in bed, exploring new ground,
While they laugh at the noises that echo around.
Who are these pals with a plan so sly,
Turning a night into a playful goodbye?
Chap and Ruh
Always smiling bright, he walks with a cheer,
At St. Lawrence, he’s known, but what’s unclear?
He looks like a dad, but not quite the same,
A middle-aged man who forgot his kids’ names!
Greg harps
In a room where comfort should reign supreme,
A couch stood tall, or so it would seem.
But one leg went rogue, as if on a spree,
Leaving the sofa to wobble with glee.
It’s not the weight, but a mystery vast—
What caused this downfall? Was it too much sass?
With cushions and laughter, what’s the oddity?
Can you solve the riddle of the couch’s oddity?
Antonio sat on the couch
With charm and a grin, he flits to and fro,
A lover of many, with a flair for the show.
His friendships are tangled, a colorful thread,
Especially with one who’s known for the spread.
Who’s the one with a heart on the line,
Juggling affection like it’s all just fine?
Dant ey
With a grin on her face, it’s Dom on the line,
Ordering fast food for Keona, feeling fine.
At McDonald's, she knows what’s sure to astound
What did Dom order for Keona, so renowned?
A QUARTA POUNDA