Opps and Bops
This person volunteered to teach dance club. Unprompted.
Who is Bari Sax (opp)?
This chapel speaker referenced the hit movie and musical, "Wicked" in his sermon.
Who is Professor Case?
"I am not Shakira, my hips will absolutely lie to you."
Who is Dr. Dibble?
This beautiful song rang out throughout the dining hall and various other parts of campus at all times, even once being played on organ by the composer himself.
What is the Kevin Song? (Nathan)
This is the first name of Houghton's founder.
What is Willard?
This student looks like a princess and hums/sings randomly all the time. Truly a Houghton treasure.
Who is ANGELina (bop)?
This man is referred to as the "Christian Billy Joel" and graces the chapel a few times each semester with his loud 70s rock music.
Who is John Wise?
"Fried chicken is the greatest love in my life."
Who is Dr. Kocheri?
This class caused some freshman music majors to crash out several times a week, and one even went to therapy because of it.
What is Musicianship I?
This person was president of Houghton before President Lewis stepped in.
Who is Shirley Mullen?
This student's sheer aura intimidates many. The most baddiest baddie to ever baddie.
Who is Bia (bop)?
This student prayed during chapel with one of the most confusing yet based prayers about different people around the world and their struggles/political stuff.
Who is Caleb See?
"Terrorists go after the wrong thing. If they went after our toilet paper, they would decimate this country so fast."
Who is Dr. Sharpe?
This person got his head shaved while on the chapel stage during a fun, semesterly event.
Who is Caleb See?
Two Houghton staff were fired in 2023 after they put this thing in their emails.
What are pronouns?
This student probably reads feminist literature, listens to Clairo, and drinks matcha, based on his style and especially his haircut.
Who is the Anti[REDACTED] (opp)?
One chapel speaker projected this famous male singer/songwriter on the screen during his sermon.
Who is Ed Sheeran?
"And she's in an orgy!"
Who is Dr. Massey?
This team (unjustly) won the last Hall Brawl after cheating in an intense game of musical chairs.
What is the Townhouse team?
Houghton officially switched from a high school to an accredited college in this decade.
What is the 1920s?
This guy does not want you to forget that he plays piano.
Who is Mr. Hogsthepianobeforeandafterchoir (opp)?
What is the word JL Miller told us to yell out every time he said it during one of the opening chapels of the second (?) semester?
What is "ABIDE" ?
"You can tell a lot about a person by who they want to throw off a cliff."
Who is Dr. Michael Jordan?
Sam Roth famously wrote that this made him "sad" in a studio all sing note written about Chiara Iantorno's performance.
What is he "hasn't had a blueberry bagel in so long"?
The Luckey Building is made out of this material that is integral to Houghton history.
What is creek stone?