Dad Jokes
What do you call a beehive with no exit?
What is "unbelievable"?
The 41st president and father to the 43rd president of the United States
Who is "George H.W. Bush"?
Baby sheep
What is a "lamb"?
Baa, baa, black sheep
Have you any wool?
Yes sir, yes sir,
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What is "three bags full"?
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What is "Charlotte's Web"?
What do you call a rude cow?
What is "beef jerky"?
Actor and former California governor famously known for saying "I'll be back"
Who is "Arnold Schwarzenegger"?
Baby kangaroo
What is a "joey"?
Row, row, row your boat
Gently down the river.
If you see a polar bear,
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What is "Don't forget to shiver!"?
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What is "Goldilocks and the 3 Bears"?
Why are balloons so expensive?
What is "inflation"?
Former footballer married to Posh Spice
Who is "David Beckham"?
What is a "fawn"?
Eeny, meeny, miny, moe
Catch a tiger by the _____
What is "toe"?
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What is "3 Little Pigs and the Big Bad Wolf"?
What state is known for its tiny beverages?
Former Beatles member whose daughter is a fashion-designer.
Baby lion
What is a "cub"?
Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle,
The cow jumped over the moon.
The little dog laughed to see such fun
And the dish ________________
What is "ran away with the spoon!"?
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What is "Alice in Wonderland"?
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
What is "nacho cheese"?
His daughter was famous for films like Armageddon and Lord of the Rings.
Who is "Steven Tyler"?
Baby giraffe
What is a "calf"?
Jack and Jill went up the hill,
To fetch a pail of water.
Jack fell down and broke his crown,
And _______________
What is " Jill came tumbling after"?
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What is "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory"?