Amendments, Policies, and Laws
Procedures, Ceremonies, and Awards
Blocking
Rules and Conduct
Random Roach History
100

This is the universal "good by me" sign that can only be used by certified members of the patrol

Thumbs Up

100

This is the weekly occurrence at every Bug's favorite food spot

Fat Night

100
This is the 5 letter word that is shouted at an opponent when they have been blocked and pinned to the turf by a member of the patrol

ROACH

100

Along with other qualifications, this is the number of preseasons a potential member must complete to be eligible for induction

2

100
This is the year that Coach C graduated from Springfield (Undergraduate)

1993 

200

This is the title that is worn by non-certified members of the Patrol

Larvae

200

It is at this ceremony where boys become men and eligible Larvae will be determined if they are worthy of becoming Roach

Induction Night

200

This is the title of the block that is when an opponent is cut so violently that they land on the front of their helmet

Face Roach

200

This is a forbidden instrument of transportation for members of the patrol

Elevator

200

This is the one side that Coach C must have present at every fat night

Ketchup

300

This is the name of the process that began in 2019 which takes place in the motel prior to induction night

The Bozym Trials

300

This is the name of the Award that is given to members of the patrol who never miss a rep

Iron Roach

300

This is the value of a Roach block that occurs past Linebacker Depth

Full Roach and a Half (1.5)

300
This action is never allowed in the motel/self

Defecation

300

This is the name of the founder of the Roach

Rich Mannello

400

This is the amount of time permitted to execute a Roach block

1.5 to 2.5 seconds

400

This day of the week stickers are issued for the Roaches that occurred in the most recent game

Tuesday

400

This is the blocking theory that is the foundation of every block in our offense

Spot Beyond Theory

400

This is the Roach greeting in honor of Coach Mac

"How we doing"

400

This is the name of John Cena's Roach Coach

Bill Moore

500

This the name of the Roach that caused the "Fish Rule" to be implemented in the award procedure

Andrew MacFayden

500

This is the large print saying that was on the bottom of every Roach count and precedes the criteria of the Roach Block in the manual

"Your Next Roach is Only a Step Away"

500

This is the name of the Roach block that exists but is not worthy of stickers or awards

In-Practice Roach

500

This is the year that the saying "See Ya Lata" was established in the patrol

2004

500

This is the name of the pizza maker when Fat Night originally began

Stevie