Animal
What bison tell to his son, when he leave home ?
Byeson
he live pineaple under the sea
spongebob
Where do fruits go on vacation?
Pear-is!
in the face and in hanzi is the same
When you look for something, why is it always in the last place you look?
Because when you find it, you stop looking.
What fish only swims at night?
a starfish
Scaredy dog that solve a mystery in house that live 2 old people
Courage the Cowardly Dog
What does a lemon say when it answers the phone?
Yellow
What hanzi consist moon and sun in the same time?
Why did the student eat his homework?
Because the teacher told him it was a piece of cake!
What do you call a sleeping bull?
A bull-dozer.
handsome ghostbuster
Danny Phantom
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?
It was two tired
a man and women become what hanzi?
好
why ? 10 + 10 = 20 and 11 + 11 = 20
because its twenty too
what you get from dwarf cow?
condensed milk
have many futuristic item for helping helpless boy
Doraemon
How do you get a squirrel to like you?
Act like a nut
is has 4 legs but not alive
What kind of water cannot freeze?
Hot water.
What animals are on legal documents?
Seals
small people hate big people
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear?
sneakers
2 people talk so loud so they go home
“回” 家
What kind of tree fits in your hand?
A palm tree!