octopus
discombobulated
kinder eggs
wet socks
finnish fish chowder
100

Are you a frog

door

100

what is the square root of a hamster

mini golf

100

what do you call a snobbish criminal going down the stairs

a condescending con descending lol XD #relatable

100

you're mom

*youre' m'om

100

GARLIC

is good on spaghetti

200

how much goldfish are yellow

approximately three

200

arson?

arson

200

do you rub charcoal on your teeth

no i rub gunpowder on my teeth

200

what is a fhfhff

shirt

200

your opinion is wrong

it is still wrong

300

hands

cows are good

300

7 herrings is a bad

no it isn't 

300

is a paper made of paper

french toast
300

Have you ever had a dream that you, um, you had, your, you- you could, you'll do, you- you wants, you, you could do so, you- you'll do, you could- you, you want

the fitnessgram pacer test

300

cactus

oh wait oops my mistake it was supposed to be Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson

400

do you ever just implode

nah i've got straight Fs

400

no

incorrect

400

are you a fourth soy sauce

your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries

400

the uhh uhh the uhh the the uhhhhh defenestration nation complication imagination creation

very wise 10/10

400

true or false: wallpaper is good in soup but only if served with norwegian beetles

bricks are domesticated rocks

500

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wow that was insightful thank you

500

vehicular manslaughter

collective homicide

500

brogle

fourty-twelve brogles

500

question prompt

incorrect response >:(

500

this is a question would you believe that

no it was not that was a statement