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100

Greatest childhood phobia

What is: snakes?

100

Favorite trip with Saraphina

What is: Puerto Rico

100

Worst Bonk

What is: time he tried to pre-ride the Ned gravel race. Ended up on the side of the road weeping in the rain.

100

Grumpiest & happiest times of day

What is: grumpy- morning, immediately upon awakening. Happy- the moment after Sara's started to doze off to sleep.

100

Hobie's fantasy place to live

what is: Jackson Hole

200

Awkwardest middle school trait

What is: overly Justin Biber haircut

200

Favorite meal Saraphina cooks

What is: tacos

200

Sketchiest sailing situation

What is: Trip from NY to Charleston

200

How many mg of caffeine consumed per day

What is: 250

200

What Hobie would name his third dog

What is: Shadow or Serious

300

Most white trash living situation

What is: trailer 2015
300

Qualities Hobie most admires in Saraphina

What is: kindness, empathy, humor

300
The moment Hobie put his foot in his mouth the furthest

What is: Insinuating his uncle was 80 years old ("people are so sensitive")

300

How many minutes before first work meeting is Hobie conscious

What is: awake for 40 minutes. Nonverbal until 60 seconds before. 

300

Dream Job (no link to reality)

What is: Sports Agent or Supreme Court Justice

400

Top PBC regatta placing

What is: 8th

400

What Hobie is most excited for in your marriage 

What is: 

1) at the wedding being with all your favorite people

2) after wedding, not having to answer questions about why we aren't married yet.

400

Activity that can prevent a mental breakdown after Packers loss

What is: venting, and getting out of the house before Saraphina can mock me

400

Hobie's guilty pleasure food

What is: sour candy
400

Little known major life goal

What is: obesity

500

Name of Hobie's high school sweetheart

What is: Kristen

500

Something Hobie wants to do with Saraphina that he hasn't already

What is: trip to the Dolomites
500

Biggest irrational fear

What is: Someday the poles will switch. That is not good.

500
Hours of woodworking videos Hobie averages each Sunday

What is: at least 1

500

What event most likely to make Saraphina a trophy wife

What is: 2015 Key West Race Week