Riddle Me This 1
What can be seen once in a minute, twice in a moment, and never in a thousand years?
M
People buy me to eat, but never eat me. What am I?
A plate
I exist only when there is light, but direct light kills me. What am I?
a shadow
What can travel around the world while staying in a corner?
A stamp
What kind of room has no doors or windows?
Mushroom
Which tire doesn't turn when you turn left in a car?
The spare tire
Feed me, and it will give me life. But give me a drink, and I will die. What am I?
Fire
Every evening, I get my assignment, and I always fulfill it. But every time I do, I get scolded for it. What am I?
Alarm clock
You can drop me from the tallest building, and I'll be fine, but if you drop me in water, I'll die. What am I?
Paper
If you have me, you want to share me. If you share me, you haven't got me. What am I?
Secret
I'm not alive, but I have 5 fingers....what am I?
A glove
What makes moves while being seated?
A chess player
It only increases and never decreases. What is it?
Your age.
I'm tall when I'm young, and short when I'm old. What am I?
Candle
A man is pushing his car along the road when he comes to a hotel. He shouts, "I'm bankrupt!" Why?
He was playing Monopoly
Little known fact: What word is spelled incorrectly in Mr. Smoot's pink dictionary?
incorrectly
What flies when it's born, lies when it's alive, and runs when it's dead?
Snow
What is greater than God,
more evil than the devil,
the poor have it,
the rich need it,
and if you eat it, you'll die?
Nothing
What has a head and a tail, but no body?
a coin
How many of each species did Moses take on the ark with him?
None. That was Noah
How many times can you subtract 5 from 25?
Once. Once you do, it would be 20
What two whole, positive numbers that have a one-digit answer when multiplied and a two-digit answer when added?
1 and 9
What two, positive whole number have the same answer when they are added, or multiplied?
2 and 2
How can 4 be half of nine?
IV IX
Forward I am heavy, but backward I am not. What am I?
A ton