History
Where was he born...?
Dubai, UAE
enoch makes a really good impression of:
a) drunk raccoon
b) chihuaha
c) fish on land
d) king julian
CHIHUAHA BARK BARK BARK
enoch _____ mcatee
Ashley
if enoch was robbing a bank would he:
a) just rob a bank, elegantly ofc!
b) put together a team of highly trained criminals to succeed.
c) not actually rob a bank, but create the illusion that he did
d) take a hypnosis 6 month course and hypnotize bank staff members to embezzle money to him.
C - gaslight and misinformation ALWAYS!
enoch's fav nursery rhyme as a bebe:
a) wheels on the bus
b) mary had a little lamb
c) twinkle twinkle
d) humpty dumpty
A - apparently according to my mom??
Which year did enoch move to Brampton
2016!!
what type of humor does enoch like best?
a) anti-humor
b) puns
c) satire
d) dark humor
anti....
"why did the boy drop his ice-cream? He got hit by a bus."
"but i'm so _________"
CUTE !!!!
if enoch could have any superpower what would he have:
a) read minds
b) the ability to NOT stutter T_T
c) waterbending (immune to waterboarding)
d) flight (aladdin core...I CAN SHOW YOU THE WORLD SHINING SHIMMERING SPLENDID)
A - what aren't you understanding, gaslight and misinformation ALWAYS!
what illness did enoch have as a child?
a) anorexia
b) jaundice
c) chicken pox
d) asthma T_T
JAUNDICE BABY
When did he migrate to Canada?
2012 (the 2012 apocalypse was thwarted cause of me guys...say "thanks enoch!")
what is enoch's fav food?
a) rasmalai
b) dim sum
c) ramen
d) biryani
biryani!!!!!
enoch got stung by a ______ when he was 6:
a) wasp
b) sting ray
c) hoarde of fire ants
d) jellyfish
JELLYFISH - they were so pretty!
If enoch was kidnapped in the backseat of a car how would he escape?
a) excessively farting - until his kidnapper passes out from toxic fumes.
b) murder
c) he wouldn't - Stockholm syndrome <3
d) pretend passing out before he strikes (elegant ninja)
e) appearing to be weak and dumb so he is underestimated. And then strike!
not murder...? Im not Sheetal.
E! gaslight and misinformation!
Where is enoch NOT ticklish?
a) nose
b) neck
c) kneecaps
d) elbow
ELBOW
when did enoch join BBC? YEAR AND MONTH.
June 2022
what is enoch's fav color?
a) neon orange
b) maroon
c) indigo
d) sage green
indigo
how many TIMES has kid enoch punched someone in school:
a) TWO - they were both warranted...?
b) ONE - okay but it was warranted
c) ZERO - i am so peaceful
d) THREE - i got a taste for it xD
A, and yes they were both warranted.
if enoch was baking a cake, he would (which have I done >1 time):
a) forget about the cake and burn it
b) over-mix it
c) do it perfectly ofc (and elegantly)
d) too much sugar
A :(
a) phil wickams
b) audrey assad
c) abbie gamboa
d) steffany gretzinger
my GOAT STEFFANY G
Baptism...which year?!
(BONUS: if you can answer where)
2015 - in my bathtub!!
what did kid enoch want to be growing up?
a) janitor
b) doctor
c) cashier
d) lawyer
CASHIER BABY!
inky pinky _____, father had a ______
you need both blanks hehehe
ponky, donkey
if enoch was supreme ruler of the world, he would:
a) End Fart Campaign!
b) create an office called "tickle terror" which terrorizes civilians by tickling them if they disobey.
c) Ban trampolines as enoch got hurt on one when he was 16.
d) no penalties for being late.
D T_T
a) novelist/author
b) dancer
c) film-maker
d) teacher
AUTHOR YO