Anthropology 101: The Study of Asif
This government website once featured Asif as part of its recruitment advertising campaign.
This sub-genre of techno music holds a special place in Asif’s heart.
Deep House
No matter what country he’s in, Asif will always find himself trying out something from this menu.
McDonalds
In Asif's opinion, this is the most important ingredient in a Chicago-style hot dog.
Celery Salt
Asif once rode through Southeast DC in the back of a police car in search of this stolen item.
Scooter
This is what Asif switched his college major to after two unsuccessful attempts at Calculus 101.
Anthropology
This stick-shift vehicle has topped Asif’s wish list since 2019, despite its lack of practicality.
Fiat Abarth
This European road trip, defined by scenic drives and luxury cars, is one Asif has completed twice.
The Grand Tour
Asif has influenced a notable number of friends/family to buy this brand of robot vacuum.
Roborock
Despite his many talents, this winter sport remains Asif’s greatest weakness.
Skiing
This Chicago-based hot dog joint holds the title of Asif’s favorite glizzy.
The Wiener Circle
This country once launched a manhunt for Asif after he forgot to register his visa.
China
This coffee chain banned Asif for extreme coupon use.
Foxtrot
Asif can skillfully maneuver this type of RC over “interesting” terrain.
Crawler
This Indian city is where Asif’s maternal family originates.
Indore
This type of coffee shop is one Asif will never support.
Muslim owned
This theme park was the destination for a day trip inspired by a T-Mobile Tuesday offer (and Asif’s childhood dream).
Legoland
When Asif spots a plane overhead, he uses this paid app to instantly learn its origin and destination.
Flight Radar
Despite owning several credit cards, Asif recently canceled this one because “it felt too much like couponing.”
The AMEX Platinum
Asif taught this undergraduate course, making him surprisingly well-versed in its subject matter.
Childbirth and Culture
Known for its geographical and ecological diversity, this is Asif’s favorite National Park.
Olympic National Park
This coastal American city is where Asif plans to retire.
Santa Barbara
Asif saves on YouTube Premium by VPN-ing through this transcontinental country.
Turkey
This supplier of raw coffee beans is where Asif buys his signature ‘Liquid Amber’ blend.
Sweet Maria's