Life or Death
Why was Grandma Z featured in a Driver's ED safety video in Florida?
She was awoken in the middle of the night by a student who led her down the street to the scene of a drunk driving accident and saved lives and limbs of those struck by the vehicle.
How many siblings does Grandma Z have?
What sport did Grandma Z place 3rd in the nation while in High School?
Marksmanship...pew....pew
What is the one alcoholic drink Grandma Z had several of in South Carolina?
Strawberry Daguiri
In what country did Grandma Z have church outside and military tanks joined the service?
Syria
In which countries did Baba Z drive armored cars?
Syria and Kuwait
Samira
What car was Grandma Z driving when she met Baba Z for their first date?
Chevy Panel Van with flowers she painted on the side.
What is Baba Z's weapon of choice?
A BRICK
What celebrity did Baba Z dress up as while he floated down the Euphrates River?
Elvis
Which child did Grandma Z leave in their carrier on top of the car as she began to drive away?
Samira
What did Grandma Z's dad say to Baba Z when he asked for her hand in marriage?
SUCKAAAAAHHHH!!
Why did Grandma Z get kicked out of girls camp?
She raised another girl's underwear up the flagpole at camp.
Why was Grandma Z forced to learn to sew?
Because she wrecked her motorcycle and was confined to the living room couch all summer.
In what two countries did Baba Z serve his mission?
Switzerland and Lebanon
Name all of the natural disasters Grandma Z has survived.
Earthquake, Tornado, Volcano, Tsunami, and Hurricane
How many funerals did Grandma Z's father have?
Two. One when he went missing in Hawaii and his death due to a plane crash.
What did Grandma Z's father do to make sure she didn't linger on the porch too long after a date?
He would sit out on the porch cleaning his shotgun.
Who did Baba Z baptist in front of German nudists?
What Shakespeare play did Baba Z quote from to the troops?
Macbeth
What happened to Baba Z one night during the first gulf war in Izmir, Turkey?
His co-worker was attacked and shot in the face while getting on an elevator. However, everyone thought it was him.
How did Grandma Z's Mother get to school each day growing up?
On a horse
What was Baba Z's first job?
He made meat pies.
What cosmetic surgery did Baba Z have when he was young?
Rhinoplasty.... hah. hah.
What did Baba Z and his lieutenant do on the tower in Germany?
They held each others belts as they leaned over the railing to repair the tower.