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Who does John teach? The NBAs, the WNBAs, the MBAs, the BMAs, or the PAFTAs?
The MBAs
Name four states John has lived in.
California, Nebraska, Utah, Pennsylvania, Michigan
If crossfit is tragically cancelled, what is John's alternative form of exercise?
Biking
What food did John invent at the Klondike derby?
Flying Saucers
What is John's Primier League Team
Liverpool
How many classes does John teach right now?
Three
Where did John and Jane get married?
What sport did John set a state record in?
Swimming (50 free)
What does HOT stand for?
House of Toast
What instrument does John play?
Cello
What undergraduate degree does John hold?
Bachelor of Science in Physics
Which child has been forgotten the most? (Joe, Jacob, Sam, Matt, or Tom)
Sam (it's a middle child thing)
What supplments does John take for exercizing?
Creatine and Protein Powder
What is John's go to breakfast?
Oatmeal!
What is John's major spectulative theological innovation?
Pie Heaven
John is actually a professor in two fields. He has a courtesy appointment as a Professor of ______
Statistics
How many of John's 7 brothers lack cranial hirsutness?
6
What is John's longest bike ride? (Within 5 miles)
40
What types of resturaunts does John try to visit while on vacation?
Hole in the Walls
John helped write legislation in response to this cataclysmic event?
The 2008 Financial Crisis
Based on John's middle name (Calder), which Shakespeare play is he most likely to make a guest appearance in?
The Tragedie of Macbeth
How old was John when he hit is PR on benchpress (bonus for guessing the correct weight)
19, 270 lbs (DAY B4 the MTC)
What is John's favorite cuisine?
Mediterranean
When John broke is nose as a child, what was the painkiller of the day he was perscribed?
Cocaine!