Favorites
What is my favorite color?
A. Red
B. Blue
C. Purple
D. Yellow
A. RED
Where do I go to school?
A. Northern Illinois University
B. Skibidi University
C. Mr. Tuzzolino's School for Silly Gooses
D. University of Chicago
Obviously Skibidi University (jk A. NIU)
Have I ever broken a bone?
A. Yes
B. No
A. I sure did! I broke my left arm in Kindergarten!
Dogs or cats?
A. Dogs
B. Cats
A. DOGS
When I was little I wanted to be a _________.
A. Firefighter
B. Doctor
C. Police Officer
D. Teacher
C. POLICE OFFICER
What is my favorite food?
A. Steak
B. Pizza
C. Pasta
D. Hot dogs
A. STEAK
What was my favorite subject in school?
A. Math
B. Writing
C. History
D. Science
B. WRITING
What pet(s) do I have?
A. Cat
B. Dog
C. Bearded Dragon
D. Hamster
A AND B! CAT AND DOG (BULLSEYE AND PRANCER)
Books or movies?
A. Books
B. Movies
B. MOVIES
I once got my foot stuck in a ________.
A. Volleyball net
B. Door
C. Car
D. Shopping cart
D. SHOPPING CART
What is my favorite animal?
A. Lion
B. Elephant
C. Tucan
D. Black Panther
D. BLACK PANTHER
What subject do I love teaching the most?
A. History
B. Math
C. Reading
D. Science
A AND D HISTORY OR SCIENCE
What is something I'm afraid of?
A. Snakes
B. The dark
C. Heights
D. Spiders
C. HEIGHTS
Ice cream or cake?
A. Ice cream
B. Cake
A. ICE CREAM
I tried to cook _________, and it ended in disaster!
A. Frozen Pizza
B. Turkey
C. Spaghetti
D. French Fries
A. FROZEN PIZZA
What was my favorite kids movie growing up?
A. The Incredibles
B. Monster's Inc.
C. Toy Story
D. Emperor's New Groove
C. TOY STORY
What grade did I teach before 3rd Grade?
A. Kindergarten
B. 4th Grade
C. 2nd Grade
D. 1st Grade
D. 1ST GRADE
What instrument do I play (or wish I could)?
A. Guitar
B. Drums
C. Piano
D. Flute
C. 100% THE PIANO
Rainy day or sunny day?
A. Rainy day
B. Sunny day
A. RAINY DAY
On April Fool's Day, my sister once ________.
A. Covered my face in whipped cream
B. Slammed my head into a frozen cake
C. Gave me cereal for breakfast but the milk was frozen
D. Put makeup on my face while I slept
B AND C. SHE SLAMMED MY HEAD INTO A FROZEN CAKE AND GAVE ME CEREAL WITH THE MILK FROZEN
Who is my favorite student?
YOU BETTER HAVE SAID ALL OF YOU BECAUSE I HAVE NO FAVORITES!!!!!!!
Where did I teach last summer?
A. Australia
B. Indonesia
C. Tunisia
D. Puerto Rico
B. INDONESIA
What was my first job?
A. Pizza maker
B. Mailman
C. Cashier
D. Chipotle
A. PIZZA MAKER YOU BETTER HAVE GOTTEN THIS RIGHT
Drawing or writing stories?
A. Drawing
B. Writing stories
B. WRITING STORIES!
I got in trouble at school once because I _________.
A. Was late to PE class by 3 seconds
B. Threw a desk
C. Ran out of the school
D. Played Gimkit too much
A. I WAS LATE TO PE BY 3 SECONDS