What child is this?
The city I was born in.
What is Chicago?
My mother was this age when she got married.
What is 19 years old?
My first job out of college.
What is assistant Talent Agent?
Where I went to Law School.
What is University of Wisconsin-Madison?
The age of my middle brother.
What is 59 years old?
The nickname a neighbor gave me as a child.
What is Sarah Heartburn?
What I made my parents do when I was being driven to college.
What is ride in the car together?
The job I had the summer after freshman year in college.
What is Production Assistant in LA? (Bonus points: what was the name of the movie?)
The job I had when Meredith was born.
What is lawyer at Nuveen Investments?
He lived in Honduras and Israel.
Who is Stevie?
The reason I go by my middle name.
What is because my mom is weird and thought Mary Jessica sounded better than Jessica Mary?
What my mom did before she became a tour guide.
What is legal secretary?
What is texting moderator at Indivisible?
What I did almost every day at Kirkland.
What is cry?
Where Josh went to school before he transferred to Columbia College.
What is University of Colorado, Boulder?
What I taught myself to do when I was in high school after reading On Walden Pond.
a: Churn butter
b: Make fire
c: Knit
d: Forage for berries
What is knitting?
What we called the man who my mom lived with after her divorce.
What is The Swede?
Where I got my first job in high school.
a: Baskin-Robbins
b: My dad's law firm
c: Retail store
What is Baskin Robbins?
The kind of law I wanted to practice but never did.
a: Constitutional
b: Medical malpractice
c: Appellate
d: Criminal
What is appellate law?
The thing Josh swears I did but is absolutely made up.
What is slam a door so hard I broke a window?
The high school club I was in before the dance club?
a: Debate
b: Model UN
c: Synchronized swimming
Bonus: The name of the club.
What is syncronized swimming? What is Penguins?
The reason my dad's mom kicked him out of the house when we visited in the 1970's.
a: He said a swear word
b: He had a beard
c: He didn't bring a gift
d: He was wearing a vest
What is having a beard?
Where I lived during the summer after my sophomore year in college.
a: California
b: Ann Arbor
c: Connecticut
d: New York
What is Connecticut?
The nickname the Nuveen salespeople gave me.
What is The Sales Prevention Department?
What my brothers did to me one Thanksgiving that I'm still mad about.
What is farted in the car with the windows closed?