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What kind of sweaters do tortoises wear?
Turtle Necks
How do celebrities keep cool?
They have many fans.
What musical instruments are donated to hospitals?
Organs
Why did the computer go to the doctor?
Because it had a virus.
Why are prisoners good at biology?
Because they know a lot about cells
Why do spiders enjoy computers so much?
They like to play on the web
How did the police officer stop the runaway refrigerator?
She yelled, "FREEZE!"
What kind of music scares balloons?
Pop music
What do you call a hot dog on wheels?
Fast food
Where do young trees go to school?
Elementree school
Where do pigs sleep in the summertime?
In ham-mocks
Which TV shows are the cleanest?
Soaps
Did the drum win the contest?
No, it got beat
Why do bees have sticky hair?
Because they use a honeycomb.
What does a librarian use to go fishing?
Bookworms.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef
What happens when a doctor gets angry?
He loses his patients(patience).
What's a robot's favorite snack?
Computer chips.
Why can't the sailor learn the alphabets?
because he keeps getting lost at C
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
Because they make up everything.
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Lean beef
Which state has the most streets?
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
He was outstanding in his field.
What kind of bird works on a construction site?
A crane.
Can February March?
No, but April May.