Item #1, a copy of Studs the Board Games
It costs exactly $12.99
The viral hit video that presumably the most people know Nirvanna the Band from, in which they put lyrics to a classic Nintendo jingle.
What is "Wii Shop Wednesday"?
Caption 1
March of Guests 2 starts tomorrow at 10pm with @pattymo on the game show stream. All times eastern
The Name of the Howie Mandel White Elephant style gameshow we're never been able to find any footage of.
What is "Take It All"?
Scrandle #1
The Nachos won, trust me
Item #2, a Howie Mandel magazine with his mysterious show Take it All
$25 on the dot
In the finale of director Matt Johnson's school shooting film The Dirties, the character Matt Johnson wears an orange shirt displaying this reassuring phrase.
What is "We're Only Here for the Bad Guys"?
Caption 2
hello
These two now deceased famous studs appeared on the hit gameshow of the 90s, Studs.
Who are Ron Goldman and Nicholas Brendon?
Power Scadle #1
Ventus Won!
Item #3, an authentic T-Pocket, tell em Barry Goodall sent ya
$25.99 is the price of this mike
This actual song by Jay McCarrol's other band Brave Shores was inexplicably used by Donald Trump fans back in 2016 for tiktok hype edits of him, and later used in NtBtStM as a core plot point.
What is "Never Come Down"?
Caption 3
never stop chasing your dreams
This show was the origin of the beloved chat commands !squawk and !ding
What is Fibi's Funny Bones?
Power Scadle #2
Julius Caesar won, oddly.
Item #4, perhaps the origin of Jerry Springer and Baggage?
This costs $14.99
This song features prominently as both the theme of NTBTS and randomly in Alpha Papa, both of which I watched this week
What is "Pop Looks Bach"?
Caption 4
saw a crab
Despite there being two Marches of Guests (how do you pluralize this anyways?), nobody with this specific trait has been on either edition of the landmark streaming event.
What is "The Name Michael/Mike?"
Rule 34dle #1
By far Hope, Storm had like 200
Item #5, another copy of Studs the Board Game
This one is somehow $37.59
In the thrilling opening set piece of NtBtStM, Matt and Jay jump off the CN Tower with the intention of parachuting into a baseball game between these two teams.
Who are The Astros and The Blue Jays?
Caption 5
i love to relax
This was the show Howell was watching when he made the bold claim that "sushi was not japanese"
What is Deal or No Deal?
JAVdle #1
The latter, unsurprisingly