How I Met Your Mother
Artillery Arther has a short temper for nearly everyone except this dog, which he lost in the divorce!
Tugboat
BoJack first meets Corduroy Jackson on this set.
Secretariat
Community: "If I wanted the government in my uterus, I'd fill it with oil and Hispanic voters."
Britta
Ben Wyatt wins free Wifi for Pawnee when his farmer, yes his humble farmer, reaches this space in Cones of Dunshire.
The Central Cone
The newest addition to the Michael Schur universe is this Netflix Dramadey
A Man on the Inside
Yes-Can-Doosville baby doll, at least that's what Royce says when Ted interrupts the movie to ask her to get these.
Pancakes.
When she firsts meets her hero Leslie Knope yells at secret service to protect this man at all costs.
Joe Biden
Arrested Development: "Oh, I'm sorry I forgot, your wife is dead"
Tobias
It's not a Game of Thrones type thing!! Game of thrones is a SkyFire Cycle type thing, and it was written by this author.
D.C. Parlov
Holt is the only one to guess correctly why Amy was late for work. She was doing this mundane task.
Waiting in line at the bank.
Lily's dad had a little too much fun spying on this neighbor in his New Jersey home.
The Widow Rodriguez
Jake Peralta was reunited with Stevie Schillens played by Damon Wayans Jr. much to Charles' dismay. However, they originally met working in this precinct.
The 9-8.
Friends: "It's a moo point. Like a cows opinion...it just doesn't matter... It's moo."
Joey
Simply known as "The Horse," he was forced to reevaluate his priorities when he agrees to raise these three human children on Horsin' Around.
Olivia, Ethan, and Sabrina
Michael Scotts famous drink tastes like this ____ but gets you drunk like this ____!
Splenda and Scotch
In Girls vs. Suits climactic song Barney is offered four tempting hypotheticals to give up suits. He denies them all but has to interrupt Lily when she offers thsi ridiculous exchange.
World Peace
We first meet Jeffery Wingers ex-colleagues at a party hosted by his old law firm here we learn he and the colleague who betrayed him went by this duo's nickname.
Tango & Cash
Parks and Recreation: "I guess my thoughts on abortion are, you know, let's all just have a good time."
Bobby Newport
In the Queen of Jordan, Liz and Angie's Daughter Daphne are sent on a girls trip to this country after settling their arguments.
Somalia
This song, written by Andy Dwyer was a tribute to a famous mini horse.
5,000 candles in the wind
The day Canada stood still and Robin Daggers was born. P.S. I love you was a flop that shook the nation, written about this famous Canadian.
Paul Shaffer
Nick and Schmidt met when they were roomates at this college.
Syracuse
The Office: "K.I.S.S. Keep It Simple, Stupid. Great advice. Hurts my feelings every time."
Dwight
Michael Bluth is happy when Jim Cramer upgrades his company from _____ to _____ on Mad Money
Sell! to Don't Buy
In the Bad Place, Shawn tortures William Shakespeare for eternity by reading him the script of this movie.
Entourage