This item is always within arm’s reach on an HR desk.
What is Coffee?
“Low-hanging fruit” refers to this type of task.
What is an easy win?
The “fun police” HR rep in The Office.
Who is Toby Flenderson?
HR’s version of cardio.
What is “Chasing down signatures”?
The first thing everyone says when joining a Teams call.
What is “Can you hear me?”
People assume HR only shows up when this happens.
What is someone’s getting fired?
“Bandwidth” refers to this, not your internet.
What is your ability to take on more work?
This sitcom is practically required HR training on what not to do.
What is The Office?
HR’s motto when someone says “I didn’t know the policy.”
What is “It’s in the handbook”?
The default response when someone drops off mid-sentence.
What is “I think they froze”?
HR's favorite phrase when things go sideways.
What is “Let’s take this offline”?
“Let’s not reinvent the wheel” usually means this.
What is “Copy what someone else already did”?
The animated movie where an employee literally lives at the office.
What is Monsters, Inc.?
HR’s favorite type of feedback.
What is “Constructive and sent before 5 p.m.”?
The only time your camera quality is 4K.
What is when you look terrible?
HR is often seen as the “fun police” because of this reason.
What is enforcing the rules?
Starting an email with "Just circling back" means this.
What is "please respond, I'm BEGGINGGG"
In Friends, Ross got suspended over this HR offense.
What is yelling “We were on a break!”?
The most common reason people say they’re late.
What is traffic?
This thing never works when you actually need it to.
What is screen share?
HR people never hear this phrase: “_____ is fun!”
What is Compliance?
"We're pivoting" means this.
This fashion CEO gave the most intense performance review ever.
Who is Miranda Priestly (The Devil Wears Prada)?
You only look at this after something goes wrong.
What is the employee handbook?
This message means you’re about to get a surprise project.
What is “Quick question” or "Got a sec?"